Kashmir Raag Of Bilawal Bhutto

Playing a crucial domestic cricket match in Multan Bilawal Bhutto Zardari, the son of former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto hit a century in a jam packed stadium. The crowd (the partymen ) fully enjoyed the impressive inning of this young batsman, who played all round shots of the wicket in presence of several senior players(senior politicans ). In this match, he also hit a huge six ( he would take back Indian Kashmir after coming to power). According to cricket experts (political pandits) his shot selection was perfect. He never missed a single ball. He was fully confident throughout the match. Cricket experts feel that he would be successful in impressing the pak cricket board ( people of Pakistan ) to select him in Pak Cricket team ( in coming election). According to experts the timing of the century (raising the Kashmir issue ) was appropriate They also said that Bilawal Bhutto knew that without impressive innig ( issue like Kashmir ) he could not get selection( win the election) in Pak Cricket team ( among Pakistani people) He tried to be darling among cricket fans (Pakistani people ) by this inning. Bilawal Bhutto also tried to boost the moral of his team (PPP workers ). Cricket pandits are of the view that Bilawal Bhutto knows the importance of a good inning ( raising Kashmir issue) to be selected in Pak cricket team ( to remain relevant in Pak politics). They also say that it seems that he is ready to recite Kashmir mantra ( Kashmir issue) hundred times in a day to be a good cricketer like other cricketers (politicans). By Badbolan Guru.

No BJP Government In Delhi

Aam Aadmi Party chief Arvind Kejariwal said that the formation of Bhartiya Janta Party government in Delhi would be a big setback for Indian entertainment industry. Talking to reporters in New Delhi he said that during his short tenure as a Delhi chief minister he had taken a number of steps to ensure the development of Indian entertainment industry. Mr. Kejriwal said that to boost the moral of play artists he had staged dharna at several places in Delhi, despite being the chief minister. AAP chief came down heavely on media saying that it undermined his work and did not give him credit for running a government from roads. In the meantime, Bhartiya Janta Party welcomed the statement of Sheila Dikhshit that BJP should be given a chance to form a government in Delhi. The party also announced that the former Delhi chief minister would be honoured at special function in New Delhi. Congress party issued a whip to the party leaders not to attend function in which Sheila Dikshit would be honoured. Releasing a statement the party said that discipilinary action would taken against those who would attend the function. In the meantime BJP president Amit Shah said that he had no information that his party was trying to form a government in Delhi. He said that no leader of the party consulted with him in this regard. By Badbolanguru.

Salman Khan's Marriage And Love Affairs

According to a news report United State America space research institute NASA would launch a satellite to know that when would Bollywood actor Salman Khan get married. Seeing the keen interest of Salman Khan fans in his marriage and love affairs NASA decided to launch a new satellite. Spokesperson of NASA in a statement also said that for the security of US there was need of research work about his marriage so US decided to launch satellite. The new satellite would be reportedly capable in knowing the Bollywood actor Salman Khan's new girlfriend. The satellite would also predict about his new love affairs. This defense satellite would keep a close watch on Bollywood actor's activities. The satellite would send three dimensional images of Bollywood actor Salman Khan and his girlfriend to its control room, which would be analysed by a group of scientists under the guidance of Loveguru. Talking to reporters in Washington about new satellite the director of NASA research centre said that satellite would be capable in penetrating his dining room as well as his bathroom. He also informed that after the launch of new satellite fans of Salman Khan might see live telecast of his romance. He also said that on the basis of satellite images the date of his marriage's prediction would be possible. According to special correspondent of Humor Satire News after the launch of new satellite by NASA Dabang Actor Salman Khan would not be able in hiding anything about his love affairs. By Badbolan Guru.

SP Expelled Mulaym Singh From The Party

Taking a rare step Uttar Pradesh chief minister Akhilesh Yadav expelled SP supremo Mulaym Singh Yadav from the party for his rape remarks. Talking to reporters in state capital Lucknow Akhilesh Yadav said that SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav had harmed the party image by saying that rapists should not be hanged for his crime. Akhilesh Yadav also said that with his controversial statement the came on back foot and its opponents got a chance to attacks on the party. UP chief minister also said that the party had always worked for women empowerment so the party was in favoure of a stringent action against the rapists. Akhilesh Yadav also informed that stringent action against SP chief had become inevitable because he wasn't stopping his anti-party activities despite warning. Akhilesh Yadav also said that the party had issued a show cause notice to SP chief for his remarks on rape but he had failed to answer it within stipulated time. UP chief minister also said that SP chief was also defying the party order by not publicly apologise for his rape remarks. In the mean time, BSP chief Mayawati came in save of Mulaym Singh Yadav saying him as a seasoned politician. Mayawati also said that with his expulsion the state would lag behind in development. She also said that she would launch a nationwide agitation against the expulsion of SP chief. In the mean time, speculations are rife that SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav may join BSP in a day or two. The reason was that in an election rally SP chief had termed Mayawati as his long time trusted friend and had said that he wanted to see Mayawati as next prime minister of the country. Mulaym Singh Yadav had also said that BSP chief was the most suitable candidate for the top post of the country. Experts are of the view that with joining the BSP of SP chief, the poll performance of BSP would improve in the state and BJP's performance would decline. By Badbolan Guru.

Modi Resigned From All Party Post

BJP priministerial candidate Narendra Modi resigned from all party posts today, alleging that he had been sidelined by the the party for a few months. Talking to reporters in Varanasi he blamed that some party leaders were trying to run the party like their own private company as a result he was not feeling comfortable in the party. Mr. Modi also expressed unhappiness over declaring him the party's PM candidate. He said that before declaring him the party candidate for PM post he was not consulted. Gujarat strongman also said that in a democratic India, the state or the party could not force a person to choose a particular career and in his case this rule was fully violated. He also demanded compensation from the party for violating his fundamental right by choosing him for the top post of the country. Narendra Modi demanded that the party should apologise from him for declaring him the prime ministerial candidate without his consent. He also charged that in BJP there was no internal democracy and some younger generation leaders had dominance in decision making of the party. The BJP heavyweight also said that senior leaders like L K Advani and Murli Manohar Joshi were not getting due respect in the party and they were feeling suffocated in the party. He also said that seniority and experience were not taken into account before declaring the name of PM candidate of the party. The BJP leader Modi also said that he could not tolerate the negligence of senior leaders in the party. Narendra Modi also blamed that the party was taking over time work from him while many leaders of the party were spending time without work. Narendra Modi also said that if his issues were not fully addressed by the party then he would start indefinite hunger strike before the party headquarter in national capital. In the mean time Human Right commission has taken suo moto notice of the situation and has issued a show cause notice to BJP president Raj Nath Singh stating that why is Mr. Modi being neglected by the party. By Badbolan Guru.

Lalu Will Apologise For His Love Marriage Remarks

A group of youths held demonstrations before the residence of RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav, in protest of his remarks against love Marriage between JDU and BJP. Demonstrators also shown black flags to RJD president Lalu Prasad Yadav when he was addressing an election rally in Patna. They also shouted slogan against him and demanded that RJD chief should apologise for his remarks. It is mention worthy here that RJD chief had said that there was love Marriage Between RJD and BJP. His remarks sparked all-around criticism in the country. Leaders of various parties cutting across party line condemned his remarks and said that his remarks had shown that he didn't want that women got equal right in society. In the mean time JDU and BJP came down heavily on RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav and said that his remarks against love Marriage shown that he was against the women empowerment. BJP and JDU have also decided to hold a joint rally at Piya Milan Chauraha in national capital Delhi. A joint statement was issued in this regard by both BJP and RJD in Patna stating that both parties would oppose Lalu Prasad Yadav for his remarks against love Marriage. The Congress also criticised Lalu Prasad Yadav for his remarks against love Marriage. The party leader Digvijay Singh informed that a high level meeting held at congress president Sonia Gandhi residence to discuss over his remarks. In the meeting party leaders demanded that the party should end its poll pact with RJD. Later talking to reporters congress president Sonia Gandhi said that the party had decided to issue show cause notice to RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav. Seeing mounting pressure the RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav said that he would apologise for his remarks against love Marriage in a grand rally in Patna after concluding all phase election. He said that agitators should sympathetically consider his busy shedule and they should give time to apologise. By Badbolan Guru.

Kejriwal's Popularity Is Skyrocketing

After letest attack on Arvind Kejriwal, Aam Aadmi Party claimed that now tide was turning against Modi and it was blowing in Kejriwal's favour. The party also said that a series of attacks on Kejriwal had shown that popularity of Mr. Kejriwal was skyrocketing. However the BJP is not ready to accept that a wave is blowing in Kejriwal's favour. The party also termed the attacks on Kejriwal as premeditated and sponsored of AAP. The BJP also blamed that AAP was staging such attacks on Mr. Kejriwal for growing his popularity among people. The BJP also demanded a high level probe into the matter to know the truth. The party also said that if be necessary CBI probe should be conducted into the matter. The party also said that prima facie it seemed the case of wooing voters so CBI probe was need of the hour. It is being said that Bhartiya Janta Party and the Congress are planning to hold demonstrations against the attackers of Kejriwal. Both parties expressed unhappiness over such attacks and said that a conspiracy was being hatched to weaken the basic values of Indian democracy. It is mention worthy here that Bhartiya Janta Party and the Congress Party are in doldrums after a series of attack on Arvind Kejriwal. According to experts the attack on Kejriwal is a clear indication of his growing popularity among people. They are also of the views that if such attacks continues in future, Kejriwal will emerge victorious in Varanasi parliamentary constituency against Narendra Modi. Experts are also of the view that if such attacks continued AAP may get two-third majority in election and may form next government at the centre. By Badbolan Guru.

Modi Vs Kejriwal Fight Intensified In Varanasi.

The electoral fight between Narendra Modi and Arvind Kejriwal is taking new twist daily. After announcement of AAP leader Arvind Kejriwal that he would stage dharna in Varanasi to defeat Narendra Modi, Modi vs Kejriwal fight has been intensified in the temple city Varanasi. The Bhartiya Janta Party is reconsidering its poll strategy. Kejriwal supporters are upbeat after announcement of Mr. Kejriwal to stage dharna in Varanasi. They are hopeful about the victory of Kejriwal. One of the Kejriwal's supporter said on condition of anonymity that indefinite hunger strike of Mr. Kejriwal would change the poll scenario in holly city Varanasi. Kejriwal's supporters also claim that in Varanasi there is no Modi vs Kejriwal fight and only wave of Kejriwal is blowing in Varanasi parliamentary constituency. Mr. Kejriwal's supporters also claim that they have seen Kejriwal's wave in all parts of Varanasi parliamentary constituency. This is mentioned worthy here that Kejriwal is known for his innovative idea and successful implementation of it. He is also considered main strategist of his party. He had stunned political pandits winning record number seats in Delhi Assembly election. He had equally surprised people by resigning as a Delhi chief minister. This is said that AAP chief takes political decision after full consideration and judging the ground reality. It is also being said that to ensure his victory against Gujarat chief minister he has made an elaborate plan. He stunned political pandits by announcing that he would stage dharna in Varanasi against Modi to attract people to vote for him. It is also being said that Aam Aadmi party chief has decided to stage dharna against Modi to force him to withdrawal his candidature from Varanasi constituency. Arvind Kejriwal has also announced that his dharna would continue till completion of election. According to political pandits his dharna may change the poll scenario in temple city Varanasi and Modi's popularity may go to zero level. Realising the huge impact of Kejriwal dharna in Varanasi the BJP held a marathon meeting to get solution of this new problem. The party chief Raj Nath Singh talking to reporters in New Delhi denied that there is any fight between Modi and Kejriwal , however he said that his party is accessing the impact of Kejriwal's proposed dharna. He also hinted that Veteran Bhartiya Janta Party leader L K Advani may stage dharna in Varanasi to attract the voters in Modi's favour. BJP president also informed that L K Advani had expressed his desire to stage dharna in Varanasi to ensure victory of Narendra Modi. He also said that BJP was also considering to offer PM post to Kejriwal to persuade him. BJP has also decided that Mr. Modi would not speak a single word against Kejriwal during his poll campaign and he would appeal from voters to vote in Kejriwal's favour to ensure his win. - By Badbolan Gujarat.

All Party Meeting For PM

An all party meeting was convened by all major parties in national capital Delhi to discuss the next prime minister of the country. In the meeting Leaders of various parties made their level best efforts to decide a consensus candidate for the top post of the country. But all efforts proved futile because each participant expressed their keen desire to become the PM. They also said that they have been long desire to be prime minister of the country. Political leaders also said that if they were not made the PM then a serious threat would emerge before the nation. Political leaders also said that without fulfilling their desire to be prime minister, the root of democracy would not strengthen in the country. Participants also said that if they were not made the PM, a wrong single would go in the entire world about Indian democracy. Leaders of various party also blamed that an international conspiracy is being hatched by the big players of the world to weaken the country by not making them prime minister of the country. They also expressed fear that if they were not made the PM Pakistan might use nuclear weapons against India. In the meeting political leaders also said that tall claims of Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi that he can alone ensure development in the country, is baseless. Political leaders also said it is their fundamental rights to become PM of the country. Political leaders also said that no one can deprive them from their basic rights to be the PM. They also said that this is a age of liberalization and in this age becoming prime minister can't be privilege of a handful people. Political leaders also said that they would soon launch an agitation against this gross injustice. Political leaders were of the view that for the timely Implementation of the development schemes each leader should get chance to be PM for one day. They also passed a resolution in this regard. Political leaders also said that it is in larger interest of the country that each MP became PM of the country for one day. They also said that if they were not given chance to become PM then their performance will be affected because they can't give their hundreds percent for the country.

Modi Termed Kejriwal As The Best Novelist

Bhartiya Janta Party ( BJP) PM candidate Narendra Modi termed Aam Aadmi party president Arvind Kejriwal as the best novelist of the country. Releasing Kejriwal's new novel in holly city Varanasi Mr. Modi said that Arvind Kejriwal had enriched Indian literature with his world famous novels. He also said that if BJP came to power after the election, Kejriwal would be given Novel peace prize by the government for his contribution in Indian literature. Mr. Modi claimed that his party first recognised Kejriwal's contribution in Indian literature and decided to promote his new novel by inviting him to contest election against him. Mr. Modi also informed that his government would also facilitate Kejriwal with Bharat Ratna after coming to power. The BJP PM-in waiting said that Kejriwal was the most suitable person for Bharat Ratna because he had highlighted the name of the country through his novels. He also praised Kejriwal's, for his innovative way of book promotion by becoming a politician. Gujarat chief minister said that Kejriwal knew the importance of book promotion and chose poltics to reach mass readers. Throwing light on his new novel Mr. Modi said that Kejriwal's new novel would eliminate poverty and root out corruption from Indian soil. He also said that his novel would also teach how to stage dharna. Describing Kejriwal as ambitious person Modi said that Arvind Kejriwal's resignation from Delhi chief minister shown that he is fully dedicated towards Indian literature. Gujarat strongman also said that veteran social activist Anna Hazare had advised Arvind Kejriwal to not join poltics because he knew that his area of interest was literature not poltics. Narendra Modi also said that he had immense quality to mesmerize people through his interesting way of story telling. Gujarat Chief minister also said that Aam Aadmi Party ( AAP) leader had mastery in narrating interesting story. Gujarat strongman admitted that in narrating story he is similar to AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal. He also said that Mr. Kejriwal would leave far behind Chetan Bhagt in popularity.

Narendra Modi Praised The Congress

The BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi thanked ruling Congress Party for generating Modi wave in the country. He also said that due to Congress Party and its good governance his wave is blowing in the country. Modi also praised Congress- led UPA government saying that under the present rule the country left far behind to China in development. Mr. Modi also accepted that he failed to provide good governance in Gujarat because of political inexperience. He also apologized from the people of Gujarat for failing to do any development work in Gujarat. In the mean time, the Bhartiya Janta Party ( BJP) has issued show cause notice to its PM candidate Narendra Modi for publicly praising Congress Party and its government. The party also said that why should action not be taken against him for praising the Manmohan Singh government. The party has also said to Modi to explain its position after the election. However the party has allowed Narendra Modi to campaign as a PM candidate in the election. The party also said that if BJP came to power Modi will be only allowed to take oath of the PM after that he will have to offer the PM post to Lal Krishna Advani. According to humor satire news Congress party held a meeting and criticised the decision of Bhartiya Janta Party to issue show cause notice to Gujarat strongman Narendra Modi. The Congress party also demanded that BJP should reconsider its decision in national interest. The Congress party also said that the party would launch a nationwide agitation to make Narendra Modi the next prime minister. The party also informed that the Congress will bring a no confidence motion against the BJP. ( Badbolan Guru in daydreaming)

Why Rahul Wants Mary Kom In Parliament

Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi said that he wants woman like Mary Kom in parliament because he strongly believes that the presence of Mary Kom in Parliament would stop unruly behavior of MPs in the parliament. He also said that in presence of noted Boxer Mary Kom in parliament, respected members would think hundreds time before making a noise. The Congress vice-president also said that if Mary Kom gets elected as a member of parliament women reservation Bill will pass within second, because those who oppose the women reservation bill would not dare to oppose it. Rahul Gandhi also said that if Mary Kom gets elected as a member of parliament, pepper spraying incident will never take place in parliament because MPs will fear to do so. The Congress leader also said that the presence of Mary Kom in parliament would boost the confidence of women MPs in parliament and they would raise their voices more effectively than before. Rahul Gandhi also said that in presence of Mary Kom in parliament there will be no need to call marcel to control the slogan shouting members. The Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi also said that the presence of Mary Kom in parliament would save the money and time of the parliament and constructive discussion would be possible in the house. ( Badbolan Guru in daydreamimg)

Woman Divorced Husband After Knowing He Has No Facebook Account

The scientists have found similarity in gene and facebook account. This means prediction of deseases and other things would be possible in coming days on the basis of your facebook or Google pluse Account. This would also mean that it would be predictable that from which disease you are going to suffer in future. Possiblity of disease would exist in your facebook or Google pluse account. Now the doctors would be able in predicting long before on the basis of your facebook and Google Pluse profile that from which disease you are going to suffer in future. In coming days treating deadly disease would be easy because doctors can get history of your disease from your facebook or Google pluse Account. As far as marriage life is concerned, the secreat of the better marriage life lies in your facebook and Google pluse account. The relation between husband and wife would be decided by your facebook and Google pluse account in today's world. If you have facebook and Google pluse account then you have better chance to lead a happy life than those who have no facebook or Google pluse account. More fallowers of Google pluse and Twitter mean greater acceptability in society and family. Your life partner would like you on the basis of your Twitter or Google pluse followers. You can impress your wife by increasing followers number on Google Pluse and Twitter. How much you give time on internet, it would also decide your success in your marriage life. Facebook and Google pluse would also decide how much your marriage life would be longer. If a person has no facebook or Google pluse account, then there is greater chance that his life would suffer a lot in coming days. To satisfy your life partner there is no need to spend a lot of time for him or her instead one should focus his attention on his facebook and Google pluse profile. Your facebook and Google pluse profile would also be a indicator that how much you are success in life and what will you be in future. A news report also States the importance of facebook and Google pluse Account in happy marriage life. According to humor satire news a married woman within month of her marriage life decided to divorce her husband after knowing that her husband has no Google pluse or facebook account. She was of the view that a person who has no love towards facebook or Google pluse can't love her. She was also feeling ashamed in society. - by Badbolan Guru.

Several Trees Uprooted In Modi Wave In Country

The Aam Aadmi party chief Arvind Kejriwal said on Monday that several trees of AAP leaders and their supporters were uprooted in modi wave. He also said that in a powerful Modi wave many houses of AAP leaders and their supporters were also collapsed in the country. The AAP leader also said that due to Modi wave several party leaders were injured and many became homeless. He also said that maximum casualties were reported from temple city Varanasi from where Modi has decided to contest election. Mr. Kejriwal said that in his Varanasi rally he would access the damage caused by Modi wave and would inform the people about upcoming casualties from Modi wave. Mr. Kejriwal also said assured his party leaders an supporters that if his government came to power he would construct the houses which were uprooted in Modi wave. He also promised that he would ensure plantation of uprooted trees after coming to power. In the mean time AAP supporters staged dharna against the Modi wave and said that they would launch a countrywide agitation to stop the Modi wave. Agitators also demanded compensation for those who have lost their trees and homes in Modi wave. They also warned that if the government failed to take action against Modi and his wave then they would intensify their agitation to force the government to take action. According to Humor Satire reporter Badbolan Guru an FIR has also been lodged against the Bhartiya Janta Party PM candidate Narendra Modi stating that due to his wave several party men in the country have become homeless and they are spending life in shelter houses. The leaders of other political parties also blamed that Gujarat Chief minister Narendra Modi is harassing the opposition leaders through his wave. RJD leaders Lalu Prasad Yadav said that the homes of his many supporters were collapsed and trees were uprooted in Modi wave. The Congress leader Digvijay Singh informed that a meeting of non-BJP leaders will be convened in the country to make strategy to stop Modi wave in the country. In the mean time Meteorological Department has predicted more Modi wave till the next one month and advised non-BJP leaders and their supporters to not take part in election campaigning till one month. (This fake story is based on imagination. )

Step To Ban Ink And Shoes Throwing Incidents

Ink or shoes throwing is bad or right, it is matter of debate but one thing is clear that this has changed poll scenario. As the 2014 parliamentary election may be completly different as far as election campaigning is concerned. People may see political leaders delivering speeches wearing helmets. Political leaders also may be seen wearing helmets during press conference. There is report that the party presidents of all prominent parties have issued special directives to their party leaders to wear helmets 24 hours to avoid ink throwing incidents. They have also been said that if they would not wear helmets following the party order then disciplinary action would be initiated against them. Political parties have also demanded that during press conference, journalists should not be allowed entry with pens because ink of pen may be used in throwing at political leaders Press persons would have also come bare foot to attend the press conference leaving outside their shoes. After some shoes and ink throwing incidents this seems that political parties are extra cautious about the security of their parties' leaders. Political leaders have also been said that if be necessary party leaders should not hesitate in wearing ladies dresses to hide their identity. It is also being said political parties have imported some branded helmets for their parties' leaders. Apart from it, political parties have also bought sarees and lady dresses for the parties' leaders. Political parties have also demanded that use of ink and shoes should be banned in the country so that people could not get ink or shoes to throw. Political parties also warned that if ink and shoes were not banned in the country with immediate effect then they would forces to launch countrywide agitation to force the government to ban ink and shoes in the country.

Latest Fight Between Salman Khan And Shahrukh Khan

Heavy fighting broke out between the supporters of Bollywood actor Salman Khan and Shahrukh Khan during filing of their nomination paper of a student union election. At the time of filing nomination paper their supporters clashed with each other. Trouble started when supporters of Shahrukh Khan started airing slogans against Salman Khan. The supporters of Salman Khan opposed it and they scuffled with the supporters of Shahrukh Khan. Supporters of both group injured in clash. Some of them were seriously injured. Seriously injured have been hospitalized in a primary health centre. The police had made elaborate security arrangement for the filing of nomination paper, seeing their criminal records in film. There were possiblities that anti-social elements of films may create ruckus during the filing of nomination paper. So the police were taking extra precautionary measure to avoid any clash. The objections had also been raised over contesting election of both Bollywood stars. People had demanded that they had criminal records in the film so they should be stopped from contesting election of student union. It is mention worthy here that bollywood star Shahrukh Khan and Salman Khan's rivalry is not new. There is a long history of their fight. Even they fought over petty matters in childhood. Gooli danda game often changed into boxing. Both have done their schooling in government primary school. Their master Akhilesh Dash recalls that Salman Khan and Shahrukh Khan were naughty in childhood even they didn't hesitate in teasing old age persons. He further says that under peepal tree of their village, they used to play with their other classmates. Akhilesh Dash also recalls that both were superb fighters. He regretted that his advise was not followed by the guardians of Salman and Shahrukh Khan otherwise they were known boxers of the country. He said that he had spotted his inherent potential and advised their guardians to provide training of boxing for them so that they could highlight the name of the country. But my advise was not followed by their guardians and they had to choose a low profile work of acting in Bollywood industry. Scientists from all over world are also showing interest in research work of their fighting. People are predicting that Salman Khan and Shahrukh khan may get Nobel Peace Prize in the best fighter world group.

Salman Khan Married With Girlfriend

There is a report that Bollywood actor Salman Khan has married with his new girlfriend in a simple ceremony. It is also being said that in the marriage ceremony no Bollywood stars were invited. Family members of Salman Khan and his new girlfriend were also not present at the marriage. Speculations are rife about his new girlfriend and now wife. It is being said that noted Bollywood actor came in contact with his girlfriend during climbing of Everest. He was impressed with her at first glance and fell in love with her. It is also being said that his mind reminded him about his earlier statements that he is not in hurry of marriage but his heart got victory over his mind. It is also being said that his new girlfriend is a daughter of a former king of Mount Everest peak and the king was against the marriage because he didn't want that his girl marry with an unemployed youth. The king had put a condition that Salman Khan first get a job then marry. It is also being said that Salman tried hard to get a job but failed in getting. Finally he eloped the girl and married at a temple. According to Humor Satire News after spreading news of the marriage of Bollywood actor Salman Khan young girls staged dharna at their homes in almost all cities of the country. Bollywood actresses also stopped their suiting and staged dharna at sets against the marriage of Salman Khan. Young girls also took part in demonstrations at several places in the country. The girls were shouting slogan like 'we want justice'. Young girls also blocked the road and rail traffic at several places in the country against the marriage. They also boycotted their works. They also decided that they would never resumed their duties in future. It is also being said that young girls also hold a close door meeting in Mumbai. Speaking on the occasion, participants said that Bollywood actor has broken their heart by marrying a Village girl. They also sought answer from Bollywood actor Salman Khan that what were faults in them that he decided to marry with a unknown girl. They sought explanation from Bollywood actor that why was not invited them in marriage ceremony. It is also being said that Bollywood actor issued a press note and said that he would throw a party to agitating young girls after returning from honeymoon. According to Humor Satire News an FIR was lodged at a unknown police station against the Bollywood actor Salman for breaking hurt of many young girls. There is also an unconfirmed report that an arrest warrant has been issued against the Bollywood actor for his marriage. Report also suggests that Bollywood actor Salman Khan is his hiding from one place to another place along with his new wife to avoid arrest while police are conducting raids at possible hideouts to arrest the Bollywood actor. (By badbolan guru in bura na mano holi hai)

Train Collided With Truk In Mid Air.

In a major accident a high speed train collided with a truk in mid air just after taking off from airport. In accident one crore train passengers were reported to be missing along with train. while no damage of the truk was reported in the accident. All the passengers of the truk were reported to be safe. Missing passengers of the train were being treated on moon based a hospital. According to news bulletin of the hospital all the passengers of the train received serious injury and they are being treated in Intensive Care Unit. The condition of some patients is stated to be critical. Due to collision of the train a high intensity earthquake was also felt in deserted areas of the world causing major damage to property and lives. Thousands homes were destroyed in the deserted areas due to earthquake. A massive search operations was launched to trace the missing train. Substantial evidence is suggesting that debris of train may be founded on mars. Mars government is providing all possible help in search operation of missing train. International community has offered help in search operations of missing train. According to humor satire news soon after taking off the train from an international airport, it was disappeared from radars. All efforts of control room to make contact with train driver was failed. The cause of the accident was stated to be high speed of the train. It is being said that train driver lost control over wheel as a result of it the train collided with Truk and disappeared. An FIR has been lodged in sky police station against all the passengers of train and truk. According to to a report all the passengers of Truk were arrested soon after the accident while police have reached to moon and cordoned of the hospital where missing train passengers are being treated with serious injuries. In the mean time, Human Right group demonstrated at a secret place to press the government to ensure arrest of missing passengers. It is also being said that Human Right Groups also held a close door meeting to make their strategy to ensure the arrest of missing passengers. Speaking on the occasion participants stressed the need to more close door meetings and demonstrations to ensure the arrest of missing train passengers. They also warned the government that they would not stop their close door meetings and demonstrations till the arrest of missing train passengers.

Secret Poll Pact Between SP And BSP

In politics nothing can be predicted. People have never imagined that there would be secret poll pact between Samaj Wadi Party and Bahujan Samaj Party in coming parliamentary election. Because SP and BSP were seen bitter critics of each other before the election. Leaders of both parties in past never lost chance to attack on each other from public platforms. Supporters of both parties have also clashed to each other on several occasions in the past. But now all indications are suggesting that both parties have forgotten their past rivalry and have decided to help each other in the parliamentary election. Latest example of this is that where one hand BSP has decided to give 50 percent party tickets to Bollywood actors and top industrialists to help SP in parliamentary election, on the other hand SP has decided to construct grand parks in Uttar Pradesh to help BSP. SP has also decided to organise Bramhan Sammelan in the country to help Bahujan Samaj party. In a statement Samaj Wadi Party has said that if SP chief became Prime Minister of the country then half budget of the country would be spent on construction of parks and installation of grand statues. The SP also said that the country needs such parks because parks have accelerated development in the country. Samajwadi party admitted that the party learnt this development formula from Bahujan Samaj Party. The party also said that it would construct 100 parks of international standard in Uttar Pradesh. The party also said these parks would be helpful in providing social justice to the people of the country and eliminating poverty from the country. People are drawing different conclusions from the poll pact of SP and BSP. Some are saying that poll pact between SP and BSP is for satisfying political ambition of SP and BSP chiefs to be PM while some other are of the views that both parties want to stop Modi' wave in UP as well as in the country. It is also being said that according to poll pact between SP and BSP, SP and BSP chiefs would alternatively become PM of the country for six months. This process would be repeated till completion of five-year term. Experts say that the leaders of both parties had well realised that without help of each other SP supremo and BSP chief can never become prime minister of the country. Experts also say that both leaders also realised that if they didn't reach the poll pact then they would loss their base in UP. Critics have termed the secret poll pact between Samajwadi Party and Bahujan Samaj Party, is latest example of opportunist poltics in the country. Opposition parties have said that SP and BSP are two sides of same coin. When Humor Satire reporter tried contact leaders of both parties to know their comments on this issue they switched off their mobile phones.

Will Modi Change Foreign Policy?

Non- BJP leaders convened a meeting at secreat place to make their common strategy to stop Narendra Modi's wave in parliamentary election. After 10 hours storming debate they issued a joint statement and said that if Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi became PM then he would change the economic and foreign policy of the country. Non-BJP leaders also said that NaMo's dissatisfaction towards present economic and foreign policy is not a hidden fact. Political leaders also said that after becoming prime minister Narendra Modi may promote left ideology in the country because he has deep faith in it. They also said that on several occasions, NaMo has openly defended left ideology saying that it is in larger interest of the country. Non-BJP leaders also said that Narendra Modi has shared dias on several occasions with leaders of Communist party of India and CPM. Political leaders said that if Modi got success in his ill motives to change the country's foreign and economic policy then it would not be in country's interest. They also said that due to faulty economic policy of Narendra Modi the development of the country may reach to zero level. They also cautioned people that if NaMo became prime Minster then he would prove to be a close aide of China and he might serve the interest of China. Non-BJP leaders cited an example of a opinion poll which has predicted that Modi's foreign policy would be Chinese centric and he would be a trusted companion of Beijing. Political leaders also reminded people that Narendra Modi has been a blind supporters of Beijing. In the mean time, US president Barack Obama said that if Narendra Modi became the PM of India then Communist regime may return in the world and which would be a threat to present world order. Addressing a family members in Washington Mr. Obama demanded that a meeting of world leaders should be convened to discuss the possible change of Modi's foreign and economic policy. In the mean time, Pakistan has expressed happiness on the news of Modi's possibility to be PM of India. Pak Prime Minister Nawaj Sharrif hoped that Modi's foreign policy would be Pak centric and the relations between India and Pakistan would improve during his regime. Nawaj Sharrif has also hoped that Modi would be liberal towards Pak and he would not be bitter critic of Pak like Manmohan Singh led UPA government. Pak PM also hoped that Modi would bring key change in India's foreign policy as well as economic policy. Pak PM also hoped that Modi would allow infiltration in India and would provide financial help to run the terrorist camps in Pak.