Side Effect Of The Election Result

Many side effects may be seen of the election results of Delhi, Madhya Pradesh, Chhatishgarh and Rajasthan. Seeing the high speed wave of the election result high alert was sounded in and around Delhi. Disaster management team was said to be alert. In a statement a team of doctors said that due to the election result of five States the cases of indignation and constipation may increase among politicians and their supporters in the country. Doctors also said that political leaders should take fiber rich food in their diet for some days. Although some doctors differ from their advise and say that leaders should dream that they won election. According to weather department many parts of the country may receive heavy to very heavy rain due to election result of five States. Other symptoms also may be seen. As many may live in complete disbelief for many days that they recieve defeat in the election. Although doctors say that such disbelief is good for their health. Many may claim of chest pain. Some of them may see foul playing in the election results. Many leaders may feel that they were cheated by the voters. According to humor-satire reporter completly new symptoms also may be seen like being overjoyed, losing peace of mind. It is also being said that the cases of day dreaming may increase in the country. As many may see their parties getting two third majority in coming parliamentry election. Many leaders may see that they are taking oath of prime minister. People also may dream that upcoming government would be accountable and would accelerate the development of the country. People may feel that their fate is going to be changed. They may realise that their concerns are being fully addressed by the new government. Some may dream of corruption-free society. Some may feel that work are being done to pass the strong Lokpal. Some may feel that veteran social activist Anna Hazare is considering to join the poltics.

Proactive Anti-Maoist Strategy

Bihar government seems determined to take hard step against Maoists on paper. Reviewing the law and order situation, Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar expressed deep concern till two hours on sudden spurt of Naxal attacks in the state. According Humor-Satire reporter during review meeting the chief minister went in meditation and spent five hours . Later talking to reporters he said that now time has come to wage final war against Naxals but only on paper. He said that all previous governments took hard steps against Naxals on paper, which were highly successful. He said that experience shows that actions against Naxals on paper have been very productive. He also said that Bihar government would also follow the footprints of past governments in taking action. He also indicated that police personal would fight with traditional weapons and equipment and they would successful in curbing the Naxalism. It is also being said that leaders of Bihar BJP also spent five hours in expressing deep concern, over surge of Naxal attacks in Bihar. Later they all meditated to find the solution. It is also being said that former Bihar chief minister and RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav also expressed deep concern on spurt of Maoists activities. He also advised party leaders to express deep concern so that JDU could not take edge. According to doctors if leaders of Bihar did not stop expressing deep concern then they may fell sick. Doctors also advised political leaders to practice Pranayama. They also said Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar should invite Yoga Guru Baba Ramdev to organise Yoga shivir in Bihar so that leaders could maitain their health. It is being said that Yoga Guru Baba Ram Dev is ready to organise free camps in Bihar for political leaders. In the mean time, Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and Congress president Soniya Gandhi expressed deep concern on condition of Bihar's leaders and said that in expressing deep concern, they should maintain patience because overdose of deep concern may may hert their health.

India More Corrupt Than China

There is news report that the country left far behind China in corruption. After this news, the countrymen filled with pride. They said that giving credit to one or two would not be just for this achievement. It is a result of collective efforts of selected people. Certainly many did hard work for years for this unique achievement. The real credit goes to political leaders, officers and middlemen. For making the country the most corrupt, political leaders actually did hardwork. without their contribution the country can't leave China far behind. The contribution of officers are not less, because without their cooperation political leaders could not do any thing. There was a need of nexus between political leaders and top officers for this. Credit should be also given to the countrymen for tolerating corruption for long time. without their tolerance the country couldn't make this record. According to Humor-Satire reporter after this news report, celebration was seen in political circle. A grand party was thrown to celebrate this occasion. In the party several prominent leaders took part including Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, Congress - Soniya Gandhi BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi along with several other leaders. Experts say that it is a good indication for the country because once again it was proved that political leaders may unite for national cause. It also shows that national interest is above for them. It also shows that they are not dominated by narrow political gains. It is also said that after the party they held a grand rally . Speaking on the occasion they said that agitation the corruption of Anna Hazare was a wrong step and after leaving behind China in corruption Anna and company should apology from the countrymen. Throwing light on the importance of the corruption leaders of all political parties said that after forming lokpal the country never gets this unique position. They also said that Anna and company has no vision to make the country better because they judge everything with irrational emotion. It is also being said that after getting Information that China was lacked behind from India Chinese premier lost his temper and order army to be prepared. It is also said he presided over a high level meeting to know the reason. It is also said all think tanks of China in meeting failed to know the reason of Indian lead in corruption. Chinese premier also order to constitute a high level committee to know the reason within ten minutes. He also warned that if the members of committee would fail to know the reason within ten minutes then will be jailed.

Prevention Is Better Than Cure

Many know that prevention is Better than cure. But few implement it in life. Although I am exception of it. I fully implement this proverb in life. I take several precaution in life to save myself from disease. I always being alert from life style disease diabetes. Because I know that it makes people' life hell. I take extra precaution to save myself from this disease. I often doubt to be affected from this disease. So I go to check up sugar test at least three times in a month. I do not go in government hospital to check up because doctors of government hospitals do not much care of patients. So I go to a private pathology centre for check up. I request to pathologist to conduct my sugar test carefully and do not take it casually. He takes double fee from me for special check up. But till the date my sugar level has been found normal. Although I am not satisfied from test report and strongly believe I have sugar. So I have given my personal number to pathologist. I have also requested him to consider my test report whenever get time and never forget to inform me If high sugar level be found in my blood. I have also requested to pathologist to discuss my case with his seniors because It may be possible that test was not done properly. I have taken his mobile number and often diale his number to know my test report. Doctors say that I have no diabetes and there is no distant possiblity to be. They also say that i can enjoy eating sweets as per my desire. But I do not believe at doctors' advise. So I often change doctors. I have also gone to conduct sugar test in big hospitals of metro cities of the country including Delhi, Kolkata, Mumbai and Chennai. Now I have made plan to go US for sugar test. It may be possible that American doctors found high sugar in my blood. Pray for me that American doctors declare me diabetic and my efforts and money do not go waste. I will like to inform you that my family members want to kill me so they do not praise my efforts instead they say that I have mental problem. My wife has threatened to divorce me if I do not leave method of doubt principle in life. She also says to lodge an FIR against me. My doctor son says that I have no such disease. Now I have decided to write a letter to National Human Right Commission that I am being harassed by wife and son through unnecessary advise. Finally I would like to ask a question from people that is this proverb untrue. If not then why do my family members want to suppress my democratic right.

Bravery Awards To Maoists

Maoists are freedom fighters. They are not criminals. They should not be treated like criminals. They actually want to work in welfare of common people. So commonmen never become target of maoists' attack. They identify VIPs to make their target. In railway only VIPs travel. So Maoists choose the railway for attack. They often attack on schools because education is not helpful for common men. Education does not empower common men to fight with system. Uneducated may fight better with the systems. They may get their right without education. Education is the greatest hurdle in getting the right of common men. Maoists should be given bravery award for killing of innocent people, women and children. Because there is need of extraordinary courage to kill the children. Everyone can't kill them in such inhuman way. After each Maoists attack I realise that Maoists are fighting ideological war. Ideological war is fought with arms. In ideological war innocent are made target. The children and women are killed. Public property is looted. The recent Sahebganj-Danapur Intercity Express attack was so brave in nature that even a physically challenged passenger was terrorised by the Maoists. The government of India should not delay in announcing the bravery award. The railway ministry should also announce some awards to those Maoists who took part in attack. The railway ministry should also announce life time free journey to those Maoists who took part in it. Probably the railway ministery know the bravery of terrorists so it doesn't provide full proof security to passengers.