Friday, November 1, 2013

Onion Bombs Rocked Delhi

There is a news that some powerful onion bombs rocked the national capital Delhi as a result the price of onion was touched Rs-100 mark. Although there is no causality report till filing of this report. But the doctors suspect rise of heart related problems among people. Doctors also cautioned that if the price of onion continued rising then heart attack cases may rise alarmingly. They advised the heart patients to never read news paper for a few days. In the mean time, the government sounded high alert in and around Delhi and it has advised all state governments to be alert. The government has also said the officials to provide immediate treatment to heart patients. In a statement finance minister criticised the onion for skyrocketing. He also cautioned onion that if it continues skyrocketing then the government will appeal to the people to boycott use of onion in vegetables. Experts are of the view that hard stand of the government will compell the onion to lower its price. The government is seriously considering to hold a grand rally in Ramlila Maidan Delhi against the onion. According to humor satire reporter the government is planning to publish advertisement in all national daly appealing people to take part in huge number to show their anger against onion. The government didn't ruled out the foreign hand in the bomb blast. In its initial reaction the government said that substantial evidence suggests involvement of Pakistan based terrorists, because explosive that was used in blast is generally used by Pakistani terrorists. Pakistani terrorists often explode bombs in their own country as a result the price of essential commodities begin skyrocketing. However the government said that it has directed the investigative agencies to submit their probe report within three months, till then the government action will be pending. The government also said that the issue will be raised with US president Obama and he Will be said to intervene Into the matter. The government will also say to Obama to say Pakistan to take action against the terrorists group which are responsible for rise in onion prices. The government also said that it will not work hastily to lower the price of onion. Instead it will adopt wait and watch policy.The finance minister also suspected that the opposition parties might hatch conspiracy with onion to defame the government. He advised the people to be aware from the opposition parties because their involvement can't be ruled out in skyrocketing price of onion. The finance minister also said that the government can't be held responsible for rise in onion price because the matter is beyond its jurisdiction.

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Wal-Mart Lobbying For FDI In India

There is news report that Wal-Mart is still lobbying for enter into Indian market. It should be welcomed by the government of India, which has decided to open retail sector for foreign Direct Investment ( FDI ). It is not a matter of making hue and cry. Wal-Mart is coming in India for social works. It is coming in India to provide jobs to jobless youths. It is coming in India to protect the interest of small shopkeepers, who are earning their livelihoods by opening up small shops. But there is a bad news also that is Wal-Mart wants to open its shops only in big cities and rural India is not in its priority list. It is matter of great concern. It will be injustice for the people of small cities and villages. The government should ensure that retail shops of Wal-Mart be opend in each village. Otherwise the country Will be deprived from the real benifit. And purpose of the government will not serve. The Prime Minister Manmohan Singh should raise the issue with the US president Obama. It is being said that retail gaint is extremely worry for the welfare of small Indian shopkeepers. The retail gaint wants to increase the income of Indian shopkeepers by establishing its own mega market. According to humor-Satire reporter manging director of Wal-Mart has given necessary directions to identify those areas, where shopkeepers can be directly benifited by opening up mega market of Wal-Mart. The government has assured the opposition party that there is no possiblity of any tsunami with entering Wal-Mart into Indian retail sector. The government further says that if tsunami like situation would appear after Wal-Mart entering then It has magic stick to lower the effect. The government has hoped that the opposition parties will be ready to welcome the Wal- Mart after the government assurances. The government has also hoped that the opposition would cooperate with the government, in the larger interest of the people. The government is of the view that Wal-Mart is as necessary as British East India Company. The country had been largely benefited from the British East India Company in Pre-independent era. It had ensured the development of the country. It had created job opportunity and it had provided jobs to unemployed youths. The government has cautioned that if unnecessary hindrance was created and entry of Wal-Mart was stopped, then the country may lose the greatest opportunity. The government also said that without allowing entry to Wal-Mart into Indian retail sector, the country can't be made a super power. The government also said that wherever the Wal-Mart has opened its retail shops small shopkeepers have been hugely benefited.

Skyrocketing Price Of Onion

The Price of onion is being skyrocketing. It has touched Rs 100-mark. It is good news for all. It is good news for the government also, because it can make it an election issue. United Progressive Alliance government now proudly may say to the voters about this unique achievement. The government may say that its policies are pro- poor The government may say that it has honoured onion, which was neglected. It is matter of pride for onion also. They may now come out from inferiority complex that they are less from any vegetables. The government may say to the world that the people of the country are so rich that they do not mind skyrocketing price of onion. The public may feel proud that at least in the government's view they are rich . Poor standard of living of the people, doesn't matter. By allowing skyrocketing price of onion, the government may give beffiting reply to its critics that it doesn't take proactive steps to boost the country's economy. The government also may say to the world community that it has searched a solution of the global slowdown. By allowing skyrocketing prices of essential commodities, the impact of slowdown can be lowered. Several countries have expressed happiness over the new discovery of Indian government. They have said that with the new reserch, the world would be largely benefited and global slowdown will become thing of past days.

Friday, October 25, 2013

Rahul Gandhi's Emotional Speech

Every one has right to be emotional. No one can impose ban on being emotional in democratic India, especially during election time. Political leaders have every right to be emotional and to make emotional to voters. The opposition parties should not make hue and cry over Rahul Gandhi's emotional speeches. Because election has not been over . Other parties' leaders have enough time to deliver emotional speeches. They should not waste time in Rahul Gandhi's criticism. Instead they should thik something concrete. The Congress General Secretary has just followed the old healthy tradition of Indian politics. Rahul Gandhi should be praised that he has gained political maturity. Instead of being critics the opposition parties should invest their energy in how to lower the effect of Rahul Gandhi's emotional speeches. They should make some concrete plan in this regard. According to humor- Satire reporter the opposition parties have made some special and unique plan to counter the Rahul Gandhi's effect. For example, all parties have decided that in the forthcoming parliamentary election they will not raise the emotional issue like caste and religion. Instead they would contest election on the issue of development. Actually, the opposition's leaders are of the view that if they will not raise the emotional issue then Rahul will be isolated in politically and voters would not vote in his party favour. The opposition leaders are of the view that Indians have become politically mature. They do not affect from emotional speeches. So it will be not right for them to raise emotional issues. According to unconfirmed report after delivering emotional speeches Rahul has been isolated within his own party. Unconfirmed report also says that some Congress leaders have termed Rahul's speeches as rubbish and they have decided to oppose such speeches. Political pundits see it as a sea change in Congress Party because fist time some party leader have said Rahul's speeches as irresponsible and illogical.

Narendra Modi Vs Rahul Gandhi

Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi is not anti-Muslim. Believe it or not but it is true. This fact was revealed when he criticised the congress general secretary Rahul Gandhi for his allegedly remarks in which he had said that some youths of Muslim community were in touch of ISI during Uttar Pradesh's Muzaffarnagar communal disturbances. Modi said that Rahul Gandhi should reveal the names of such youths. "After failing do so he should publicly apolgies" he added. He also said that Rahul Gandhi should not defame the entire community. It is being said that after his criticism of Rahul Gandhi, Narendra Modi is being popular among Muslim community. While Rahul Gandhi's popularity graph is being down. According humor- satire reporter after this BJP seems assure about its victory in forthcoming parliamentary election. Party think tanks are of the view Muslim would now forget about Gujarat's riot. The party also thinks that BJP would alone bring two third majority in coming election, while Congress would receive humiliating defeat in the election. Congress seems in damage control mode after this episode. According to an unconfirmed report, a high level meeting held at the Congress president Soniya Gandhi's residence to access the damage from Rahul Gandhi's statement. In the meeting, it was decided that all efforts will be done to woo the voters of Muslim community. According to humor-satire reporter some leaders of Congress Party have been given task to recite secularism mantra. The party has advised to its leaders to recite the mantra of Batla house encounter also.