Helicopter For Election Campaigning

The countrymen may witness completly different type of election campaigning in the forthcoming Parliamentary election, seeing luring politicians to offer voters helicopters riding. Probably this unique idea came in leaders minds after seeing villagers gathering to take a glimpse of a helicopter's landing during election campaign. Although it is tough to say who first realised this that offering helicopter riding to voters may be helpful in winning the election. It is a matter of research. But leaders of all political parties have well realised that traditional campaigning are not yielding desired results like before because glamour of caste and class especially in urban areas are not leaving their impact like before. So Indians leaders who are known for their unique experiments have decided to test this unique campaigning. It is also being claimed by some experts that this type of campaigning would bring revolutionary change in people' because they would completly forget about their pathetic condition and they would not held responsible any one for their poor condition. It is also being said this new campaigning would be also helpful in poverty eradication. Some also say that this new election campaigning would permanently solve the problem of price rise and unemployment. This type of campaigning has power to eradicate deadly disease like AIDS an Dengue. Not only this, it would also stop cross-border terrorism and Chinese misadventure. This type of election campaigning would be helpful in finding the solution of Kashmir problem. By adopting helicopter riding campaigning Srilanka may find the solution of Tamil issue. Experts also say that If all countries would adopt helicopter riding election campaigning then possiblity of world war would be end forever. By adopting such election campaigning natural calamity may be also stopped forever. Humor-Satire reporter asked from some people about possible change from such election campaigning. People responded positively said such election campaigning would completly change the election senario and they would more entertain .They also said that this type of election campaigning would provide a magic stick to the government to solve the problem of the people. They also said it would fulfill their long pending desire of helicopter riding. But they expressed doubt that competition may increase among people to ride first that it may pose threat to law and order situation. But they said that to ensure hundred percent voting in the country such type of election campaigning should be promoted.

Parliamentary Election 2014

In a historic move Congress general Secretary Rahul Gandhi and BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi both have decided to form a pre-poll alliance between Congress and BJP for forthcoming parliamentary election . Both leaders not only sake hand publicly but also announced to contest upcoming election together. Addressing a joint press conference at Ramlila maidan in New Delhi both leaders said that there would be two posts of PM, one for the Congress party while another for the BJP. Mr. Gandhi and Mr. Modi said that two posts of PM are necessary for good governance because it would be helpful in taking timely decision. Humor-satire reporter talking about Alliance said that both leaders held a meeting at secret place so that leaders of two parties could not sense the intention of both leaders. Even the Congress president Soniya Gandhi and BJP president Raj Nath Singh were not informed about the meeting between two leaders. Reacting about the decision of two leaders the Congress president Soniya Gandhi and BJP president Raj Nath Singh both said that they have no information about such meeting and their decision of pre-poll Alliance but if both leaders have decided to contest election together then the Congress and The BJP have no option except accepting their decision. The Congress and The BJP can't go against their wishes the spokespersons of both party said in separate statement. Humor-satire reporters who covered the election rallies after their decision to form pre-poll Alliance said that scene of the election rallies have now completly changed so that The BJP leaders are showering praises on Gandhi family while the Congress leaders are talking about merits of former Prime Minister Atalji and senior leader Advani ji. Congress leaders are also praising the BJP leaders by saying them secularists. The Congress leaders are also saying that BJP leaders have no role in demolition of Babri Mashjid and post Godhra riots. On the other hand the BJP leaders are praising the UPA government as a highly successful. The BJP also praised the Congress led government for taking a bold and timely decision to bring back the country's economy on the track. The BJP also praised Manmohan Singh led government for strengthening the relation with neighbors' country. The BJP said that during the tenure of the Congress led government at centre cross-border terrorism reached to zero level and Chinese misadventure stopped. The BJP also praised the government by saying it corruption free and transparent.

Digvijay Singh As A psephologist

Well-known psephologist and political thinker Digvijay Singh has predicted that the Congress would return in power with thumping victory in Madhy Pradesh ( MP) election. Mr. Singh who appears in different roles from time to time also predicted that the ruling BJP would be left far behind in the election. He also said that BJP would get 85-90 seats in the election. Mr Singh said that the BJP would lose election because it could not address the people' issue effectively. He said that the defeat would be a result of the government failure on all fronts. He said that people of MP want to be liberate from the misrule of the present government. He also said that so-called good governance of the present regime is only delusion. It is noted here Mr. Singh is also a well-known astrologer whose predictions have been almost true till the date. He has also immense power to entertain people through his remarks. He has good sense of humor. He remarks are taken with seriousness among political class, because he makes statement after considering all aspects. A lot of research works seems in his statement. His remarks are seen based on facts. No contradiction is seen in his remarks like other politicians. His statements often become breaking news. He has also capacity to rewrite history like BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi. Uniqueness is also seen in his statements. Reacting Mr. Singh' prediction the BJP said that Mr. Singh seems the Congress spokesperson and his image of non-political person has been distorted from his latest prediction. The party further said that his recent predictions would tarnish his image as non-political person and people would see him as a political person.

My Election Campaign

I am going to contest coming parliamentary election. I have decided to contest election because i am a visionary person. I can bring a sea change in administration . I can only bring equality in society. I can only work for social justice. I can only improve poor condition of the
farmers. I can only find sollution of the price rise, unemployment and terrorism. I can only work to root out corruption from the country. So do not be impressed from speeches of the Congress general secretary Rahul Gandhi and Gujrat strongman Narendra Modi. They are misleading you. They are making tall claims for political mileage. While my intention is to serve the nation. Though I have a tainted image. But I have a vast experience of robbery, kidnapping, snatching and financial embezzlement. Despite that I have dream to be PM. I have a deep desire that under my able leadership, the country became super power. Ensure my victory in forthcoming parliamentary election. I promise that I would ensure a strong lokpal at centre. Believe it or not I can only form a strong lokpal at centre. So Veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare should support my candidature. He should campaign for me. Otherwise It would prove that he has no faith in democratic system of the country. I promise that my iron will change the face of the nation. The progress of the country would depend on my win. My win or defeat would prove that the countrymen want progress of the country or not. My win would accelerate the development of the country. My win would ensure peace and stability in the south Asia. My win would bring solution of Tamil issue. My win would ensure a greater role of the country in the world's affair. My win would ensure permanent solution of middle east crisis. My win would stop cross border terrorism. My win would end Chinese misadventure. My win would provide solution of the present slowdown. My win can only revive the country's economy. My win would also decide that US would remain super power or not. My win would prove a new dawn in lives of every countrymen. And my defeat would prove that Indian society is not liberal and vibrant. Believe it, I am not making tall claims. I have excellent track record to do better in tough situations. I am in jail today because my stars are not in my favour. So I was caught in financial embezzlement. Otherwise i have not commited this crime first time.

My Dream

Eqaliy is only a social concept there is no existence of it in reality. The real face of society is ugly. Rosy picture is only an delusion . You can know this whatever I stated above, from my own story. My story begins with my dream. On a fine day I dreamt that the world war would begin just one month later. I had also dreamt that the start of world war would be from India and Pakistan' conflict. I tried to alert the countrymen about upcoming calamity. So I dialled news paper office's number and contacted local reporters and requested them to publish my dream as a lead story. But my dream didn't become a news. As result, no statement came from Pakistan. No statement came from the world's leaders. Although my dream was a breaking news but it was not seen. The TV channels completly ignored a news of national importance. My dream didn't get coverage in Print media. Not only this world media also not noticed my dream. US president Barack Obama didn't say a single word on my dream. I ask this that is in a democratic India the dream of everyone doesn't keep same importance. When hunt of gold can be started on the basis of a saint's dream then why didn't my dream become an issue of panel discussion. Why didn't experts express their views on my dream. Why didn't people held demonstrations to force the government to take saftey measures. Why didn't people stage dharna for being neglected my dream. Why didn't PM speak a single word on my dream. Why had the principle opposition party been mum on my dream, which shows itself serious about the country's security. Why was a all party meeting not convened to consider my dream. Why didn't my dream become an election issue. The matter is very serious because the dream of a person was neglected in democratic India while the tall claims are made by the politicians to fulfill the aspirations of the people. After my dream, the government's face was completly exposed and it has no moral right to remain in power. The negligence of my dream also exposed the government's seriousness about the issue of common concerned. It also appeared that the government is not serious to make the country super power in 21st centuary. Double standard of the government also shown that equality is only an delusion.