Anna Hazare's Hunger Strike

Veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare's indefinite hunger strike is for making the country a developed nation. Anna Hazare's hunger strike is for eradicating the poverty. Anna's hunger strike is for checking the price of essential commodities. Anna's hunger strike is for ensuring the victory of the congress party. But his indefinite hunger strike is not for ending the corruption from the nation. Anna's hunger strike is not for passing the Lokpal bill, said a political leader. According to him the motive behind his hunger strike at Ralegan Siddhi is to maintain his health. According to humor-satire reporter Anna's health was deteriorating day by day due to old age effect and Anna wanted to maintain it at all cost. So he decided to start his hunger strike. No political meaning should be drawn from his hunger strike. His indefinite hunger strike should not be seen as his sacrifice or national service, because till the date he has not made any scarifice for the nation. He has done everything for himself or his family members. His indefinite hunger strike is not going to serve any national cause so that on doctors' advise, he has started his hunger strike. According to humor-satire reporter some world famous doctors advised him to keep fast to maintain his lost health. Doctors reportedly also said that to live long a person should keep three-day fast in a week. Doctors also said that ideal age of the fasting starts after 60years. They said that persons who have crossed 60 years age, must keep 3 days fasting in a week. The present central government probably has not noticed the intention of Anna. Otherwise it doesn't seem defensive from Anna's indefinite hunger strike and the election result of five States. After the revelation of truth about Anna's indefinite hunger strike the government would probably take a dig at him and it would set aside the Jan Lokpal Bill and would term it as a rubbish. It is also being said that on the basis of some Jhola Chhap doctors' research, world famous doctors gave him advise to keep fast. Anna Hazare said to be very conscious about his health so he takes every possible measure to maintain his health.

Narayan Sai Owns Up To Rape Allegation

Accoding to Surat Police commissioner son of self styled godman Asaram Babu, Narayan Sai, has admitted to raping the women who filed a complaint against him. After admitting his involvement in sexual harassment case it is being said that the faith of devotees would increase in him and he would be worshipped like before. It is also being said that in coming days, a race would start among people to become self styled god man. Some other devotees said that they would listen preaching more attentively of Narayan Sai than before, because their faith has strengthened in him, after this incident. Some other devotees were seen in anger and blamed that he is being implicated because of political reason. According to humor-satire reporter his devotees see a foul play in Narayan Sai case, because he was to start an agitation against sexual harassment. They also demanded that son of self styled god man should not be treated like ordinary citizen because he is son of self styled god man . They further say that effort should not be done curtail the power of self styled god. Cases should not be framed against the son of self styled god man instead he should awarded. Devotees also warned to hold an agitation against the government's action. His devotees seem unhappy from god ( ultimate reality) so that god didn't appear to save him. The reason of it, they say, may be tough competition between self styled god man and god. They said that god's unwillingness to save the self styled god man's son shows that god doesn't equality treat with everyone. Devotees also said that allegation against godman's son also proved that people and the government have no respect towards kamdev ( god of sex). It is also being said that in his rescue Narayan Sai said that he should not be held responsible for the rape because kamdev forced him do so therefore the real culprit is Kamdev. He also demanded that FIR should be lodged against Kamdev ( god of sex) and he should be released.

Price Hike Of LPG Gas Cylinder

The government's decision to hike the price of LPG gas cylinder rocked the entire nation. The tremor was also felt in neighboring countries .Although there was no report of any causuality. Panic was seen among the residents after the price hike of gas cylinder. People were surprised and were not ready to believe it as a true. TV channels were broadcasting it as a breaking news. They all were saying that the hike of LPG Gas price by 3.46 per cylinder is unjust. Experts were talking about the impact of the huge price hike of LPG Gas in the country. They were saying that people would be not able to pay this extra price. Experts were terming it another wrong decision of the Manmohan Singh-led UPA government. Experts were also of the view that the hike would break the backbone of the people. A few other experts were saying that such faulty decision would block the progress of the nation. They were also saying that the poverty would increase from the current price hike of LPG Gas cylinder. Fear was also being expressed to increase of crime graph in the country. Terrorist activities also may rise , it was being said. It was also being said that the Chinese intrusion may increase. The possibility of increase in Pak sponsered terrorism, was also being expressed. It was being said that US president Barack Obama may appeal to Indian government to lower the price of LPG gas, so that it was posing a new threat to international security, especially US security. Political pandits were saying that the Congress has not learnt from the humiliating defeat of the four states. The opposition parties were saying that the government has lost its sense. They were also saying that the people would teach a lesson to the present government by defeating it in forthcoming parliamentry election. They were also saying that the government has no moral right to remain in power. They were saying that If the present government would remain in the power then it may hike the price of all essential commodities by 50 Paisa.

Wave For Political Change In The Country

With the refusal of Bhartiya Janta Party (BJP) and Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) to form a government in Delhi once again proved that political leaders are not hunger of power and they want to serve the nation. Accusation against them that they do every thing to remain in power proved baseless. The refusal to not form a government also made it clear that they are driven by national interest instead of narrow political gains. Their sole motive is to serve the nation, it was also cleared. After the refusal by both the BJP and the AAP speculation are rife that that after the parliamentary election of 2013, the party which would get majority might say that it would not form a government in national interest and it would like to seat in opposition. Political thinkers are also of the veiw that the change wave is so strong in the country that senior leaders of all political party may announce that they would not contest upcoming parliamentary election to give a chance to youngster. It is also being felt senior leaders would not seek seats for their sons and relatives to contest election. It is also being said the next prime minister may be a politicaly immature but highly intellectual . It is also possible that after the parliamentary election all political parties make consensus on social activist Anna Hazare name for PM and Anna Hazare happily be ready to become PM. According to humor satire reporter the wave of change is blowing in the country and anything may happen at any time. The reporter further says that this may be possible that the Congress contest election under the leadership of Rahul Gandhi and he may become ready to be PM after getting majority of the party. It is also possible the Congress and the BJP both form a coalition government at the centre. It may be possible that Bihar chief Minister Nitish Kumar may leave his enmity with Gujarat strong man Narendra Modi by proposing his name for PM after joining NDA. It is also possible that tainted ministers and corrupt officers be given responsibility to root out corruption from the country.

Side Effect Of The Election Result

Many side effects may be seen of the election results of Delhi, Madhya Pradesh, Chhatishgarh and Rajasthan. Seeing the high speed wave of the election result high alert was sounded in and around Delhi. Disaster management team was said to be alert. In a statement a team of doctors said that due to the election result of five States the cases of indignation and constipation may increase among politicians and their supporters in the country. Doctors also said that political leaders should take fiber rich food in their diet for some days. Although some doctors differ from their advise and say that leaders should dream that they won election. According to weather department many parts of the country may receive heavy to very heavy rain due to election result of five States. Other symptoms also may be seen. As many may live in complete disbelief for many days that they recieve defeat in the election. Although doctors say that such disbelief is good for their health. Many may claim of chest pain. Some of them may see foul playing in the election results. Many leaders may feel that they were cheated by the voters. According to humor-satire reporter completly new symptoms also may be seen like being overjoyed, losing peace of mind. It is also being said that the cases of day dreaming may increase in the country. As many may see their parties getting two third majority in coming parliamentry election. Many leaders may see that they are taking oath of prime minister. People also may dream that upcoming government would be accountable and would accelerate the development of the country. People may feel that their fate is going to be changed. They may realise that their concerns are being fully addressed by the new government. Some may dream of corruption-free society. Some may feel that work are being done to pass the strong Lokpal. Some may feel that veteran social activist Anna Hazare is considering to join the poltics.