Heavy Security For Arvind Kejriwal

The central government has decided to provide heavy security to Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal. According to unreliable souces the central government took this decision on the basis of intelligence input. Intelligence Agencies have altered the central government that Delhi chief minister may become a easy target of nearly 25000 mosquitoes, who are ready to attack on Mr. Kejriwal any moment. After this report a high alert was sounded in and around Delhi and a ban was imposed on Kejriwal's election campaign. Heavy paramilitary forces have been deployed to Arvind Kejriwal' residence. A massive hunt was also launched to catch the Mosquitoes. Mosquitoes are being seached on Delhi roads to avert any untoward incident. Delhi chief minister who was in metro train during this development said that he will go to people' court to seek justice. Till filing this report security personals were struggling to get entry into his residence. Delhi chief minister once again reiterated that he has no need of any security. He also threatened to start indefinite hunger strike if the central government forcefully provide him security. He also said that he would seek public opinion over this issue through SMS and facebook. Public opinion would also be sought through AAP website. He also said the people to support his hunger strike to show their anger against the undemocratic decision of the central government. Mr. Kejriwal also invited veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare to led his indefinite hunger strike against the government decision. Mr. Kejriwal also said that a high level conspiracy is being hatched by the Congress-led UPA government and the opposition Bhartiya Janta Party to provide him security. ( By a foolish reporter)

Narendra Modi And US Visa

US has once again made it clear that there is no change in US visas policy for BJP PM candidate and Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi. White House spokesperson in statement made it clear that US is not going to change its visa policy for Gujrat chief minister Narendra Modi so that US still believes that Mr. Modi is not an Indian citizen and a elected representative and he has forcibly occupied the chief minister post of Gujrat. White House spokesperson also said that US will end its all relations with India if Gujarat chief minister became Indian prime minister. He said that US wants to improve its relation with China and sees it as a India's alternative . White Spokesperson also said that US is denying visa to Gujarat strong man Narendra Modi because US intelligence agency has alerted president Obama that Gujarat chief minister may become threat for US. He may transfer US technology to Pakistan and China. President Obama has also been alerted by US intelligence Agency that he may hijack US plane during his US visit. US intelligence Agency also cautioned US president Obama that Gujrat chief minister may plant bomb in White house. He also explode bomb in US metro train and may kill US citizen during his US visit. Besides, he may live in America illegally to operate terrorist training camp. He may deliver anti-US speech in a public meeting. He may say US voters to ensure his victory so that he could become Indian prime minister. He may inspire US businessmen to invest in India. He may sake hand with Chinese premiere in America. He may address Chinese businessmen. His popularity graph may go high to US president . US citizen may request him to become US president. White House spokesperson also said that Mr. Modi may fire indiscriminately at public places. Spokesperson has also said US intelligence has found strong link between Islamic militants and Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi. US has strong proof that there has been hands of Gujarat chief minister in bomb blast all over world. Bihar police is seaching him for bomb blast in Patna Hunkar rally and Bihar chief minister has requested US to ensure arrest of Gujrat chief minister. There is specific report that Gujarat strong man provides financial support to run terrorist camps in Pakistan. He inspires Kashmiris militants for violence in India specially in Kashmir.

Arvind Kejriwal Has A Magic Stick

New Delhi: Just after taking oath as a Delhi chief minister AAP leader Arvind Kejriwal went in meditation to seek Devine help to fulfil the promises made by his party to voters during Delhi election. In meditation he also signed a pact with Devine power. It is being said that he has been successful in getting many magic sticks from devine power. It is also being said that magic sticks have power to solve the problem of the people. After signing pact with devine power Mr. Kejriwal said that his government was planning to distribute a magic stick to all residents of Delhi so that they could solve their problem with magic stick. He also announced that magic stick will be given to all ministers and officers to solve the problem of the people. Mr. Kejriwal said that with the help of magic stick people would be able in solving their problem in just one moment. He also said that the government wants to empower every resident of Delhi by distributing a magic stick. AAP chief claimed that AAP would get two third majority in forthcoming parliamentary election and would form a government with the help of magic stick. He said that with the help of magic stick corrupt persons could be easily identified and he could be punished. Mr. Kejriwal said that magic stick would ensure 24 hours power and water supply in Delhi. He said that magic stick would stop cross border terrorism. It would end the dowary death in the country. Magic stick would provide job to jobless youth. It would end gender discrimination. Magic stick would control the pollution level in the country. It would also stop natural disasters. ( by a foolish reporter)

Demand To Release First List Of Candidates

New Delhi: leaders of all political parties demanded their parties presidents to release the first list of candidates as quick as possible otherwise their fate may hang in balance. They also expressed fear that delay in announcing the name may make them jobless. Not only this, delay may pose a threat to national security. They also said that if delay was done in announcing the first list then the country may leave far behind in development. They also said that if the first list was announced early then cross-border terrorism may stop. They also said with announcing the first list, Chinese misadventure would stop. Political leaders also said that if list was announced on time then it would stop brain-drain from the country. Now news in detail. A group of BJP leaders demanded the party president Raj Nath Singh to announce the first list of party candidates for the upcoming parliamentary election much before the election. They also said that declaring the name of the candidates will be larger interest of the party because they will decide their future course of action accordingly. If their names will be in the list then they will sart their campaign for the party much before and if their name will be not in list then they will try to contest election on other party's ticket. They also appealed the party chief to consider this matter sympathetically. They also said if delay was done in announcing the first list then they may loss their jobs and may be unemployed. Similar demand was also made by the Congress party's leaders saying that if delay was done announcing the name then AAP may come in power. They also said if they knew at last moment that they have been denied party ticket then would not get time to shower praise towards BJP's PM candidate Narendra Modi to get ticket. They also said that the party should know that "time is money". ( By a foolish reporter)

Corruption Is The Biggest Problem Before Nation

New Delhi: After deep research the Congress general Secretary Rahul Gandhi found that corruption is the biggest hurdle in the development of the country. Addressing a election rally at party headquarter in New Delhi on Monday he said that during five year term of Congress-led UPA government he intensively researched on corruption and found corruption as the main problem of the country. The Congress is upbeat on Mr. Gandhi's research and announced that the party will make it an election issue in forthcoming parliamentary election. The Congress party also announced that Mr. Gandhi will be awarded by the party president at a special function. Congress spokesman Manish Tewari talking to reporters in New Delhi said that the Congress president Sonia Gandhi would honour him for his unique research. On the other hand, The Bhartiya Janta Party claimed that before Mr. Gandhi, the BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi had conducted research on corruption and he had found the corruption as a big problem in the country's development. The BJP also blamed that Mr. Gandhi is trying to take credit of Mr. Modi's research work. The party also demanded that the Congress president Sonia Gandhi should award Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi for his unique research. The party also said that before the research work of Mr. Modi no-one in country knows that corruption is the biggest hurdle in country's development. BJP also said that if the Congress president Sonia Gandhi would not honour him then the party president Raj Nath Singh would honour Mr. Modi at a special function. In the mean time, AAP in a statement blamed on both the Congress and the BJP for misleading people. The party also said that the real credit goes to AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal who first time termed corruption as the biggest challenge before the nation. Before his announcement no-one knows this fact even Social Activist Anna Hazare also didn't know. (By foolish reporter.)

SMS And Facebook Minister In Delhi Government

New Delhi: Aam Admi Party president Arvind Kejriwal has said that he will form a government in Delhi which will run through SMS and Facebook. He also announced that there will be a separate post of SMS and Facebook minister in Delhi government. Talking to reporters in New Delhi at the party headquarter he said that he would run a government through SMS and Facebook and people opinion would be sought on every subject. Mr. Kejriwal said that a separate post of SMS and Facebook minister would be created in Delhi government, which would be more powerful than the chief minister. He also annouced that in his government the key decision will be taken by SMS and Facebook minister and chief minister will have just follow the decision. Mr. Kejriwal said that the chief minister would have to take prior permission from SMS minister to do any thing. AAP leader also said that the next step of the party would be to seek public opinion through SMS and Facebook that who would be minister and what post he would be allotted. He also said that later reshuffle of ministry would be done through SMS and facebook. He also said that his government would solve the all problem of the people through SMS and Facebook. Mr. Kejriwal said that his government would inform people about the importance of SMS and Facebook in people' life. He also advised the people of the country to take all their decisions through SMS and Facebook. AAP chief also said that SMS and Facebook have magic power to solve the problem of the people. He said that people should understand that if SMS and Facebook can change the government then they can also change the lives of the people. He also said that the dream of good governance can be only fulfill through SMS and Facebook. He also predicted that SMS and Facebook would be major role in making the country super power. Mr. Kejriwal also said that people should take help of SMS and Facebook in everything. He also said that SMS and Facebook have power to solve the all problems of the people. AAP chief said that major problem of the country could be easily solved through SMS and Facebook. AAP chief also said that he was considering his political retirement but veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare stop me do so. He also said that Anna Hazare wanted to see him as a Delhi chief minister so he reconsidered his decision of political retirement. He also expressed his commitment for hundred percent decentralization of power in Delhi. ( By Foolish reporter)

Kejriwal Ready To Form A Government

AAP leader Arvind Kejriwal said that he was being forced by the political parties to form a government in Delhi. He also expressed doubt of a nexus between the Congress and the people of the country to divert his attention from the real issue (PM post). Aam Admi Party president said that people' desire that he ( Mr. Kejriwal ) should become the chief minister of Delhi showed that people were also a part of high level conspiracy with the political parties . Addressing a press conference in New Delhi he blamed on the Congress of hatching a high level conspiracy to make him chief Minister of Delhi. Mr. Kejriwal said that he would soon meet Veteran social activist Anna Hazare to aknowledge him about his pain. He also blamed that political parties were creating confusion in his mind by saying that his fate might be like Lok Janshakti Party president Ram Vilash Paswan. He also made it clear that he didn't come into poltics to fulfill his political ambition instead he came into poltics to serve the nation by forming a strong Lokpal at centre. He also indicated that he might start indefinite hunger strike if political political parties continued their negative propaganda against him. Mr. Arvind Kejriwal threatened that if political parties continued their negative propaganda against him then he might leave poltics after meeting with Anna Hazare. He described the Congress offer of unconditional support to him as a trap and said that efforts were being made by the Congress to sideline him to clear the way of the Congress general secretary Rahul Gandhi to become prime minister. He also blamed that he was being forced by the political parties to dream only for the chief minister post. He also made it clear that nothing less than the PM post would be acceptable for him.

Us Misbehaved With Devyani Khobragade To End Terrorism

US president Barack Obama has said that India should not make a prestige issue of shocking misbehaving incident with Indian diplomat Devyani Khobragade in US and It should see it in border context. Addressing a jam packed press conference in White House he expressed surprise on India's hard stand over this issue. He said that in his view nothing wrong happened with Indian diplomat Devyani Khobragade And US security agency did only whatever was necessary at that juncture. He also said that India never took seriously such incidents of past because it knew that US was doing all these to end international terrorism. Mr. Obama also said that in taking action against Devyani Khobragade her dignity and diplomatic stature were kept in mind. He also reminded India that this is not a first incident of its kind and such incidents had happened in past also. US president also reminded India that US had been excellent track record in this regard and never such question was raised in past. He also said that US had always given full respect to foreign diplomats especially Indian diplomats. Mr. Obama also said that US had specific report that Indian diplomats may enter into US with arms and explosive materials so they were specially checked at US airports. US president also justified US misbehave with Devyani Khobragade saying that there was specific intelligence input that Indian diplomats may become a threat to US citizen. He also said that US had not violated any international law by misbehaving Indian diplomat Devyani Khobragade instead it had done a commendable job to make the world safe. Speaking on India's demand to US apology he said that it was not just for the better relations between two countries. US president hoped that India would realise its mistake in this regard and Indian diplomats would be mentally ready for such treatment in future. US president also made it clear that US official would continue their work with seriousness in future also.

Congress Thanked SP For Supporting The Lokpal Bill

Credit goes to the Samajwadi Party for passing the Lokpal Bill in the Lok Sabha. Credit goes to Shiv Sena for passing the Lokpal Bill in the Lok shabha. Without their cooperation Lokpal Bill could not pass by the Lok Sabha. Both parties worked hard for building consensus among political parties to pass the Lokpal Bill. The SP chief had threatened the Congress-led UPA government at centre that if it would not work for getting nod of Lok Sabha then the Samajwadi party would withdrawal its support from the government. As result the Congress accelerated its effort to build consensus among political parties over this issue. Veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare who was on indefinite hunger strike, has praised the role of the SP chief and said that Team Anna is thankful for his support. Anna Hazare reportedly also expressed his desire to campaign for the SP in forthcoming parliamentary election. According to humor-Satire reporter Aam Admi party (AAP) chief Arvind Kejriwal also thanked SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav for his effort to pass the Lokpal Bill in Lok Sabha. Mr. Kejriwal also said that he was willing to form pre-poll Alliance at national level with the SP. On the other hand the Congress celebrated this occassin as victory day. The party leaders also remembered the contribution of the Samajwadi Party( SP). The congress President Sonia Gandhi wrote a letter to the SP chief Mulayam Singh Yadav and expressed her gratitude-towards him. She probably also said that to keep the communal forces at bay Congress would need support of the SP. The Congress president Sonia Gandhi criticised the team Anna and AAP leader Arvind Kejriwal for creating hurdle in passing the Lokpal Bill. She said that continuous agitation of Anna Hazare diverted the attention of the government from the Lokpal Bill. She said that team Anna was responsible for delay in passing the Lokpal Bill by the parliament. The Congress chief also said that the development of the country was affected due to hunger strike of Anna Hazare. She also said that in upcoming election Anna would receive defeat in the election because the people of the country would teach him a lesson. Sonia Gandhi also said that Anna's ambition to become PM would be never fulfil. She also said that the Congress would make it an election issue in coming parliamentary election and would expose the double face of the BJP which didn't support the Lokpal Bill in the parliament. The Congress chief expressed her gratitude towards the SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav and said that the Congress was ready to make him next PM. On passing the Lokpal Bill Uttar Pradesh chief Minister Akhilesh Yadav said that the party was in favour of strong Lokpal from long before but due BSP it could not say publicly. He also said that the party would make it an election issue in forthcoming parliamentary election. In the mean time, the principle opposition party BJP congratulated the Gujarat Chief Minister and the party PM candidate Narendra Modi for preparing the Bihar chief Minister Nitish Kumar to support the Lokpal Bill in parliament. According to the party, veteran Leader Lal Krishna Advani has also praised Gujarat chief Minister Narendra Modi and has written on his blog that the party would hugely benefited under his leadership. (By a foolish reporter)

Lokpal Bill Is Not In National Interest

After getting approval of Lokpal Bill by the Lok Sabha, a emergency meeting was Convened by a noted tainted minister at his residence to discuss the emerging situation and future course action. A large number of corrupt bureaucrats, corrupt political leaders, land grabers, chain snatchers and smugglers attended the meeting. In the meeting they discussed how to find new way of corruption. In the meeting innovative ideas were sought from the participating members and they were advised to be innovative in this regard. They were also said to spend time in research work to find new ways of corruption. In the meeting, it was also said that special awards would be given to those members who would suggest new ideas of corruption. In the meeting a resolution was also passed criticising the Lokpal Bill and vowing to fight till their last breath for throwing it in garbage. In the meeting, particating members expressed their concerned over the Lokpal Bill and said that through Lokpal Bill efforts were being made in the country to curtail the democratic rights of the people. Participants said that in democracy everyone had right to choose their profession of their own choice and the state could not force people to choose a particular profession. They also said that Lokpal Bill would block the progress of the nation so that corrupt persons would feel suffocated from it and they would not be able to work in a free atmosphere. They also predicted that if Lokpal Bill came into existence then a powerful cyclone might come in the country. They said that Lokpal Bill would aggravate the problem of unemployment, which would not be in the national interest. They blamed that the government was hatching conspircy to curtail the power of civilised persons like them. They also expressed sorrow over the role of so-called intellectuals in society and said that they did not made any effort to stop the bill. They said that The National Human Right commission should take cognisance of the situation and it should come forward to protect the right of people. They also expressed their full faith in Indian judiciary and hoped that they would get justice one day. They also said that US president Barack Obama should intervene in this matter and and he should say to Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh to ensure the democratic rights of the people. They also criticised team Anna and AAP president Arvind Kejriwal for forcing the government for Lokpal Bill and blamed that they were working on the behalf of foreign power.

Anna Hazare's Hunger Strike

Veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare's indefinite hunger strike is for making the country a developed nation. Anna Hazare's hunger strike is for eradicating the poverty. Anna's hunger strike is for checking the price of essential commodities. Anna's hunger strike is for ensuring the victory of the congress party. But his indefinite hunger strike is not for ending the corruption from the nation. Anna's hunger strike is not for passing the Lokpal bill, said a political leader. According to him the motive behind his hunger strike at Ralegan Siddhi is to maintain his health. According to humor-satire reporter Anna's health was deteriorating day by day due to old age effect and Anna wanted to maintain it at all cost. So he decided to start his hunger strike. No political meaning should be drawn from his hunger strike. His indefinite hunger strike should not be seen as his sacrifice or national service, because till the date he has not made any scarifice for the nation. He has done everything for himself or his family members. His indefinite hunger strike is not going to serve any national cause so that on doctors' advise, he has started his hunger strike. According to humor-satire reporter some world famous doctors advised him to keep fast to maintain his lost health. Doctors reportedly also said that to live long a person should keep three-day fast in a week. Doctors also said that ideal age of the fasting starts after 60years. They said that persons who have crossed 60 years age, must keep 3 days fasting in a week. The present central government probably has not noticed the intention of Anna. Otherwise it doesn't seem defensive from Anna's indefinite hunger strike and the election result of five States. After the revelation of truth about Anna's indefinite hunger strike the government would probably take a dig at him and it would set aside the Jan Lokpal Bill and would term it as a rubbish. It is also being said that on the basis of some Jhola Chhap doctors' research, world famous doctors gave him advise to keep fast. Anna Hazare said to be very conscious about his health so he takes every possible measure to maintain his health.

Narayan Sai Owns Up To Rape Allegation

Accoding to Surat Police commissioner son of self styled godman Asaram Babu, Narayan Sai, has admitted to raping the women who filed a complaint against him. After admitting his involvement in sexual harassment case it is being said that the faith of devotees would increase in him and he would be worshipped like before. It is also being said that in coming days, a race would start among people to become self styled god man. Some other devotees said that they would listen preaching more attentively of Narayan Sai than before, because their faith has strengthened in him, after this incident. Some other devotees were seen in anger and blamed that he is being implicated because of political reason. According to humor-satire reporter his devotees see a foul play in Narayan Sai case, because he was to start an agitation against sexual harassment. They also demanded that son of self styled god man should not be treated like ordinary citizen because he is son of self styled god man . They further say that effort should not be done curtail the power of self styled god. Cases should not be framed against the son of self styled god man instead he should awarded. Devotees also warned to hold an agitation against the government's action. His devotees seem unhappy from god ( ultimate reality) so that god didn't appear to save him. The reason of it, they say, may be tough competition between self styled god man and god. They said that god's unwillingness to save the self styled god man's son shows that god doesn't equality treat with everyone. Devotees also said that allegation against godman's son also proved that people and the government have no respect towards kamdev ( god of sex). It is also being said that in his rescue Narayan Sai said that he should not be held responsible for the rape because kamdev forced him do so therefore the real culprit is Kamdev. He also demanded that FIR should be lodged against Kamdev ( god of sex) and he should be released.

Price Hike Of LPG Gas Cylinder

The government's decision to hike the price of LPG gas cylinder rocked the entire nation. The tremor was also felt in neighboring countries .Although there was no report of any causuality. Panic was seen among the residents after the price hike of gas cylinder. People were surprised and were not ready to believe it as a true. TV channels were broadcasting it as a breaking news. They all were saying that the hike of LPG Gas price by 3.46 per cylinder is unjust. Experts were talking about the impact of the huge price hike of LPG Gas in the country. They were saying that people would be not able to pay this extra price. Experts were terming it another wrong decision of the Manmohan Singh-led UPA government. Experts were also of the view that the hike would break the backbone of the people. A few other experts were saying that such faulty decision would block the progress of the nation. They were also saying that the poverty would increase from the current price hike of LPG Gas cylinder. Fear was also being expressed to increase of crime graph in the country. Terrorist activities also may rise , it was being said. It was also being said that the Chinese intrusion may increase. The possibility of increase in Pak sponsered terrorism, was also being expressed. It was being said that US president Barack Obama may appeal to Indian government to lower the price of LPG gas, so that it was posing a new threat to international security, especially US security. Political pandits were saying that the Congress has not learnt from the humiliating defeat of the four states. The opposition parties were saying that the government has lost its sense. They were also saying that the people would teach a lesson to the present government by defeating it in forthcoming parliamentry election. They were also saying that the government has no moral right to remain in power. They were saying that If the present government would remain in the power then it may hike the price of all essential commodities by 50 Paisa.

Wave For Political Change In The Country

With the refusal of Bhartiya Janta Party (BJP) and Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) to form a government in Delhi once again proved that political leaders are not hunger of power and they want to serve the nation. Accusation against them that they do every thing to remain in power proved baseless. The refusal to not form a government also made it clear that they are driven by national interest instead of narrow political gains. Their sole motive is to serve the nation, it was also cleared. After the refusal by both the BJP and the AAP speculation are rife that that after the parliamentary election of 2013, the party which would get majority might say that it would not form a government in national interest and it would like to seat in opposition. Political thinkers are also of the veiw that the change wave is so strong in the country that senior leaders of all political party may announce that they would not contest upcoming parliamentary election to give a chance to youngster. It is also being felt senior leaders would not seek seats for their sons and relatives to contest election. It is also being said the next prime minister may be a politicaly immature but highly intellectual . It is also possible that after the parliamentary election all political parties make consensus on social activist Anna Hazare name for PM and Anna Hazare happily be ready to become PM. According to humor satire reporter the wave of change is blowing in the country and anything may happen at any time. The reporter further says that this may be possible that the Congress contest election under the leadership of Rahul Gandhi and he may become ready to be PM after getting majority of the party. It is also possible the Congress and the BJP both form a coalition government at the centre. It may be possible that Bihar chief Minister Nitish Kumar may leave his enmity with Gujarat strong man Narendra Modi by proposing his name for PM after joining NDA. It is also possible that tainted ministers and corrupt officers be given responsibility to root out corruption from the country.

Side Effect Of The Election Result

Many side effects may be seen of the election results of Delhi, Madhya Pradesh, Chhatishgarh and Rajasthan. Seeing the high speed wave of the election result high alert was sounded in and around Delhi. Disaster management team was said to be alert. In a statement a team of doctors said that due to the election result of five States the cases of indignation and constipation may increase among politicians and their supporters in the country. Doctors also said that political leaders should take fiber rich food in their diet for some days. Although some doctors differ from their advise and say that leaders should dream that they won election. According to weather department many parts of the country may receive heavy to very heavy rain due to election result of five States. Other symptoms also may be seen. As many may live in complete disbelief for many days that they recieve defeat in the election. Although doctors say that such disbelief is good for their health. Many may claim of chest pain. Some of them may see foul playing in the election results. Many leaders may feel that they were cheated by the voters. According to humor-satire reporter completly new symptoms also may be seen like being overjoyed, losing peace of mind. It is also being said that the cases of day dreaming may increase in the country. As many may see their parties getting two third majority in coming parliamentry election. Many leaders may see that they are taking oath of prime minister. People also may dream that upcoming government would be accountable and would accelerate the development of the country. People may feel that their fate is going to be changed. They may realise that their concerns are being fully addressed by the new government. Some may dream of corruption-free society. Some may feel that work are being done to pass the strong Lokpal. Some may feel that veteran social activist Anna Hazare is considering to join the poltics.

Proactive Anti-Maoist Strategy

Bihar government seems determined to take hard step against Maoists on paper. Reviewing the law and order situation, Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar expressed deep concern till two hours on sudden spurt of Naxal attacks in the state. According Humor-Satire reporter during review meeting the chief minister went in meditation and spent five hours . Later talking to reporters he said that now time has come to wage final war against Naxals but only on paper. He said that all previous governments took hard steps against Naxals on paper, which were highly successful. He said that experience shows that actions against Naxals on paper have been very productive. He also said that Bihar government would also follow the footprints of past governments in taking action. He also indicated that police personal would fight with traditional weapons and equipment and they would successful in curbing the Naxalism. It is also being said that leaders of Bihar BJP also spent five hours in expressing deep concern, over surge of Naxal attacks in Bihar. Later they all meditated to find the solution. It is also being said that former Bihar chief minister and RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav also expressed deep concern on spurt of Maoists activities. He also advised party leaders to express deep concern so that JDU could not take edge. According to doctors if leaders of Bihar did not stop expressing deep concern then they may fell sick. Doctors also advised political leaders to practice Pranayama. They also said Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar should invite Yoga Guru Baba Ramdev to organise Yoga shivir in Bihar so that leaders could maitain their health. It is being said that Yoga Guru Baba Ram Dev is ready to organise free camps in Bihar for political leaders. In the mean time, Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and Congress president Soniya Gandhi expressed deep concern on condition of Bihar's leaders and said that in expressing deep concern, they should maintain patience because overdose of deep concern may may hert their health.

India More Corrupt Than China

There is news report that the country left far behind China in corruption. After this news, the countrymen filled with pride. They said that giving credit to one or two would not be just for this achievement. It is a result of collective efforts of selected people. Certainly many did hard work for years for this unique achievement. The real credit goes to political leaders, officers and middlemen. For making the country the most corrupt, political leaders actually did hardwork. without their contribution the country can't leave China far behind. The contribution of officers are not less, because without their cooperation political leaders could not do any thing. There was a need of nexus between political leaders and top officers for this. Credit should be also given to the countrymen for tolerating corruption for long time. without their tolerance the country couldn't make this record. According to Humor-Satire reporter after this news report, celebration was seen in political circle. A grand party was thrown to celebrate this occasion. In the party several prominent leaders took part including Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, Congress - Soniya Gandhi BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi along with several other leaders. Experts say that it is a good indication for the country because once again it was proved that political leaders may unite for national cause. It also shows that national interest is above for them. It also shows that they are not dominated by narrow political gains. It is also said that after the party they held a grand rally . Speaking on the occasion they said that agitation the corruption of Anna Hazare was a wrong step and after leaving behind China in corruption Anna and company should apology from the countrymen. Throwing light on the importance of the corruption leaders of all political parties said that after forming lokpal the country never gets this unique position. They also said that Anna and company has no vision to make the country better because they judge everything with irrational emotion. It is also being said that after getting Information that China was lacked behind from India Chinese premier lost his temper and order army to be prepared. It is also said he presided over a high level meeting to know the reason. It is also said all think tanks of China in meeting failed to know the reason of Indian lead in corruption. Chinese premier also order to constitute a high level committee to know the reason within ten minutes. He also warned that if the members of committee would fail to know the reason within ten minutes then will be jailed.

Prevention Is Better Than Cure

Many know that prevention is Better than cure. But few implement it in life. Although I am exception of it. I fully implement this proverb in life. I take several precaution in life to save myself from disease. I always being alert from life style disease diabetes. Because I know that it makes people' life hell. I take extra precaution to save myself from this disease. I often doubt to be affected from this disease. So I go to check up sugar test at least three times in a month. I do not go in government hospital to check up because doctors of government hospitals do not much care of patients. So I go to a private pathology centre for check up. I request to pathologist to conduct my sugar test carefully and do not take it casually. He takes double fee from me for special check up. But till the date my sugar level has been found normal. Although I am not satisfied from test report and strongly believe I have sugar. So I have given my personal number to pathologist. I have also requested him to consider my test report whenever get time and never forget to inform me If high sugar level be found in my blood. I have also requested to pathologist to discuss my case with his seniors because It may be possible that test was not done properly. I have taken his mobile number and often diale his number to know my test report. Doctors say that I have no diabetes and there is no distant possiblity to be. They also say that i can enjoy eating sweets as per my desire. But I do not believe at doctors' advise. So I often change doctors. I have also gone to conduct sugar test in big hospitals of metro cities of the country including Delhi, Kolkata, Mumbai and Chennai. Now I have made plan to go US for sugar test. It may be possible that American doctors found high sugar in my blood. Pray for me that American doctors declare me diabetic and my efforts and money do not go waste. I will like to inform you that my family members want to kill me so they do not praise my efforts instead they say that I have mental problem. My wife has threatened to divorce me if I do not leave method of doubt principle in life. She also says to lodge an FIR against me. My doctor son says that I have no such disease. Now I have decided to write a letter to National Human Right Commission that I am being harassed by wife and son through unnecessary advise. Finally I would like to ask a question from people that is this proverb untrue. If not then why do my family members want to suppress my democratic right.

Bravery Awards To Maoists

Maoists are freedom fighters. They are not criminals. They should not be treated like criminals. They actually want to work in welfare of common people. So commonmen never become target of maoists' attack. They identify VIPs to make their target. In railway only VIPs travel. So Maoists choose the railway for attack. They often attack on schools because education is not helpful for common men. Education does not empower common men to fight with system. Uneducated may fight better with the systems. They may get their right without education. Education is the greatest hurdle in getting the right of common men. Maoists should be given bravery award for killing of innocent people, women and children. Because there is need of extraordinary courage to kill the children. Everyone can't kill them in such inhuman way. After each Maoists attack I realise that Maoists are fighting ideological war. Ideological war is fought with arms. In ideological war innocent are made target. The children and women are killed. Public property is looted. The recent Sahebganj-Danapur Intercity Express attack was so brave in nature that even a physically challenged passenger was terrorised by the Maoists. The government of India should not delay in announcing the bravery award. The railway ministry should also announce some awards to those Maoists who took part in attack. The railway ministry should also announce life time free journey to those Maoists who took part in it. Probably the railway ministery know the bravery of terrorists so it doesn't provide full proof security to passengers.

Helicopter For Election Campaigning

The countrymen may witness completly different type of election campaigning in the forthcoming Parliamentary election, seeing luring politicians to offer voters helicopters riding. Probably this unique idea came in leaders minds after seeing villagers gathering to take a glimpse of a helicopter's landing during election campaign. Although it is tough to say who first realised this that offering helicopter riding to voters may be helpful in winning the election. It is a matter of research. But leaders of all political parties have well realised that traditional campaigning are not yielding desired results like before because glamour of caste and class especially in urban areas are not leaving their impact like before. So Indians leaders who are known for their unique experiments have decided to test this unique campaigning. It is also being claimed by some experts that this type of campaigning would bring revolutionary change in people' because they would completly forget about their pathetic condition and they would not held responsible any one for their poor condition. It is also being said this new campaigning would be also helpful in poverty eradication. Some also say that this new election campaigning would permanently solve the problem of price rise and unemployment. This type of campaigning has power to eradicate deadly disease like AIDS an Dengue. Not only this, it would also stop cross-border terrorism and Chinese misadventure. This type of election campaigning would be helpful in finding the solution of Kashmir problem. By adopting helicopter riding campaigning Srilanka may find the solution of Tamil issue. Experts also say that If all countries would adopt helicopter riding election campaigning then possiblity of world war would be end forever. By adopting such election campaigning natural calamity may be also stopped forever. Humor-Satire reporter asked from some people about possible change from such election campaigning. People responded positively said such election campaigning would completly change the election senario and they would more entertain .They also said that this type of election campaigning would provide a magic stick to the government to solve the problem of the people. They also said it would fulfill their long pending desire of helicopter riding. But they expressed doubt that competition may increase among people to ride first that it may pose threat to law and order situation. But they said that to ensure hundred percent voting in the country such type of election campaigning should be promoted.

Parliamentary Election 2014

In a historic move Congress general Secretary Rahul Gandhi and BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi both have decided to form a pre-poll alliance between Congress and BJP for forthcoming parliamentary election . Both leaders not only sake hand publicly but also announced to contest upcoming election together. Addressing a joint press conference at Ramlila maidan in New Delhi both leaders said that there would be two posts of PM, one for the Congress party while another for the BJP. Mr. Gandhi and Mr. Modi said that two posts of PM are necessary for good governance because it would be helpful in taking timely decision. Humor-satire reporter talking about Alliance said that both leaders held a meeting at secret place so that leaders of two parties could not sense the intention of both leaders. Even the Congress president Soniya Gandhi and BJP president Raj Nath Singh were not informed about the meeting between two leaders. Reacting about the decision of two leaders the Congress president Soniya Gandhi and BJP president Raj Nath Singh both said that they have no information about such meeting and their decision of pre-poll Alliance but if both leaders have decided to contest election together then the Congress and The BJP have no option except accepting their decision. The Congress and The BJP can't go against their wishes the spokespersons of both party said in separate statement. Humor-satire reporters who covered the election rallies after their decision to form pre-poll Alliance said that scene of the election rallies have now completly changed so that The BJP leaders are showering praises on Gandhi family while the Congress leaders are talking about merits of former Prime Minister Atalji and senior leader Advani ji. Congress leaders are also praising the BJP leaders by saying them secularists. The Congress leaders are also saying that BJP leaders have no role in demolition of Babri Mashjid and post Godhra riots. On the other hand the BJP leaders are praising the UPA government as a highly successful. The BJP also praised the Congress led government for taking a bold and timely decision to bring back the country's economy on the track. The BJP also praised Manmohan Singh led government for strengthening the relation with neighbors' country. The BJP said that during the tenure of the Congress led government at centre cross-border terrorism reached to zero level and Chinese misadventure stopped. The BJP also praised the government by saying it corruption free and transparent.

Digvijay Singh As A psephologist

Well-known psephologist and political thinker Digvijay Singh has predicted that the Congress would return in power with thumping victory in Madhy Pradesh ( MP) election. Mr. Singh who appears in different roles from time to time also predicted that the ruling BJP would be left far behind in the election. He also said that BJP would get 85-90 seats in the election. Mr Singh said that the BJP would lose election because it could not address the people' issue effectively. He said that the defeat would be a result of the government failure on all fronts. He said that people of MP want to be liberate from the misrule of the present government. He also said that so-called good governance of the present regime is only delusion. It is noted here Mr. Singh is also a well-known astrologer whose predictions have been almost true till the date. He has also immense power to entertain people through his remarks. He has good sense of humor. He remarks are taken with seriousness among political class, because he makes statement after considering all aspects. A lot of research works seems in his statement. His remarks are seen based on facts. No contradiction is seen in his remarks like other politicians. His statements often become breaking news. He has also capacity to rewrite history like BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi. Uniqueness is also seen in his statements. Reacting Mr. Singh' prediction the BJP said that Mr. Singh seems the Congress spokesperson and his image of non-political person has been distorted from his latest prediction. The party further said that his recent predictions would tarnish his image as non-political person and people would see him as a political person.

My Election Campaign

I am going to contest coming parliamentary election. I have decided to contest election because i am a visionary person. I can bring a sea change in administration . I can only bring equality in society. I can only work for social justice. I can only improve poor condition of the
farmers. I can only find sollution of the price rise, unemployment and terrorism. I can only work to root out corruption from the country. So do not be impressed from speeches of the Congress general secretary Rahul Gandhi and Gujrat strongman Narendra Modi. They are misleading you. They are making tall claims for political mileage. While my intention is to serve the nation. Though I have a tainted image. But I have a vast experience of robbery, kidnapping, snatching and financial embezzlement. Despite that I have dream to be PM. I have a deep desire that under my able leadership, the country became super power. Ensure my victory in forthcoming parliamentary election. I promise that I would ensure a strong lokpal at centre. Believe it or not I can only form a strong lokpal at centre. So Veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare should support my candidature. He should campaign for me. Otherwise It would prove that he has no faith in democratic system of the country. I promise that my iron will change the face of the nation. The progress of the country would depend on my win. My win or defeat would prove that the countrymen want progress of the country or not. My win would accelerate the development of the country. My win would ensure peace and stability in the south Asia. My win would bring solution of Tamil issue. My win would ensure a greater role of the country in the world's affair. My win would ensure permanent solution of middle east crisis. My win would stop cross border terrorism. My win would end Chinese misadventure. My win would provide solution of the present slowdown. My win can only revive the country's economy. My win would also decide that US would remain super power or not. My win would prove a new dawn in lives of every countrymen. And my defeat would prove that Indian society is not liberal and vibrant. Believe it, I am not making tall claims. I have excellent track record to do better in tough situations. I am in jail today because my stars are not in my favour. So I was caught in financial embezzlement. Otherwise i have not commited this crime first time.

My Dream

Eqaliy is only a social concept there is no existence of it in reality. The real face of society is ugly. Rosy picture is only an delusion . You can know this whatever I stated above, from my own story. My story begins with my dream. On a fine day I dreamt that the world war would begin just one month later. I had also dreamt that the start of world war would be from India and Pakistan' conflict. I tried to alert the countrymen about upcoming calamity. So I dialled news paper office's number and contacted local reporters and requested them to publish my dream as a lead story. But my dream didn't become a news. As result, no statement came from Pakistan. No statement came from the world's leaders. Although my dream was a breaking news but it was not seen. The TV channels completly ignored a news of national importance. My dream didn't get coverage in Print media. Not only this world media also not noticed my dream. US president Barack Obama didn't say a single word on my dream. I ask this that is in a democratic India the dream of everyone doesn't keep same importance. When hunt of gold can be started on the basis of a saint's dream then why didn't my dream become an issue of panel discussion. Why didn't experts express their views on my dream. Why didn't people held demonstrations to force the government to take saftey measures. Why didn't people stage dharna for being neglected my dream. Why didn't PM speak a single word on my dream. Why had the principle opposition party been mum on my dream, which shows itself serious about the country's security. Why was a all party meeting not convened to consider my dream. Why didn't my dream become an election issue. The matter is very serious because the dream of a person was neglected in democratic India while the tall claims are made by the politicians to fulfill the aspirations of the people. After my dream, the government's face was completly exposed and it has no moral right to remain in power. The negligence of my dream also exposed the government's seriousness about the issue of common concerned. It also appeared that the government is not serious to make the country super power in 21st centuary. Double standard of the government also shown that equality is only an delusion.

Forging Of Signature

In ancient time kings provided full support and motivation to art and culture in the country. which is, presently not being seen. As a result, young talents are either being migrated from the Country or being frustrated. The main reason of brain drain from the country is that the talented persons do not get full support of the government instead they are harassed by the administration. The government doesn't provide resources to them to do their work independently and hassle-free environment. Due to negligence of the government several world famous criminals and smugglers forced to operate their business from Pakistan or Nepal. I would ask a question. Is forging a signature of a person, is crime or it should be seen as an art ? In my view, this is an art because everyone can't forge a signature of a person. Extraordinary talent would be required do so. As for as forging of signature of an officer is concerned, tremendous courage is necessary to do this. An ordinary person can't do this. So such persons who forge signature, deserve bravery awards. Besides forging of signature is a unique art so the persons who are master in forging be regarded as an artist instead of criminal.Whenever I heard that a person has withdrawn money from bank account of other person by forging his or her signature then I think that the man has great talent. He has capacity to play a big role in country's development. So he should be inspired. He can do some unique work in his life also. This is not necessary that everyone earn livelihood by tradional way like becoming doctor or engineer. Those who are expert of forging they have also right to choose their profession of their own desires. Besides They can also develop a new source of revenue. So the government should allow to develop a new source of income for such persons. Besides they should be allowed to do their work of their own desires because Area of interest of all persons can't be same. But unfortunately such person face criticism of society and legal action is started against them . In my view to make the country super power and ensure fast development of it ,such talented persons should be inspired. They should be awarded also.

Ban On English In Parliament

The former chief minister Mulayam Singh Yadav has demanded that the use of the English should be banned in the parliamen. He said that such ban is need of the hour. If we analyse his demand then we get merits in his demand. The demand of ban on English is just because Hindi is spoken and understood by all Member of parliament ( MPs). And it will not create communication g

ap among them and chaos like situation would also not appear in the house. It is also a fact that English is not a professional language today and It is spoken in limited region. It is not a connecting language. It is also not a professional language. Without knowledge of English, the country can compete with the rest world and can become super power. The country's economy would not be affected with the ban of English. Indian students can pursue their study in foreign institutes without English knowledge . Indians can get job in foreign based companies without English. Courses are availble in country's premier institutes in Hindi . Students can get education in Hindi in IITs and top management schools . Study material are avaible in Hindi in all top technical courses. Medical study can be done in Hindi in the country. Scientific research work would be not affected with the ban of English and it can be done in Hindi. The ban of Engilsh will not affect the country's progress. The business of BPOs would not be affected in the country, because its employees can comunicate with foreign nationals in Hindi. Besides, English is not helpful for common people any way, instead it would stop their progress. Apart from it, with the ban of English elite, who speak English, their supremacy would remain in society as well as in the country. J

Installation Of Sachin's Idol

Bhojpuri Super star Manoj Tiwari should not be criticised for installing an idol of great cracker Sachin Tendulkar at his native village Atarwalia. Because Sachin needs an idol to be famous. Because for cricket lovers he is not like a God. Because he doesn't exist in the hearts of cracker lovers. Probably Monoj Tiwari, who highlighted the name of Kaimur district as well as entire Bhojpuri belt trough his Bhojpuri Songs and films wants to promote idol worshiping in the country, realising that there are less gods to warships for Hindus and there is urgent need to increase the number. He has creativity that reflects in his talent also. His decision to install Sachin's idol shows that he has power to upgrade a man to God. Now celebrities may contact him to be god. Booking is on. Befor installing the idole people know Sachin as a great cricketer, who boosted the moral of Indians through his all round superb performance. But people were not knowning him as a incarnation of the god. So thanks to Manoj Baba to make aware people about new thing regarding Sachin Tendulkar. It is also a fact that famous actor said to be great devotee of goddess Durga so his idol installation campaign can't be taken lightly. It is possible that he may get spiritual realization regarding idol worshiping and installing the idol of great cricketer.

The Truth Behind Price Rise Of Vegetables

People are expressing different opinions over the recent price hike of vegetables. Some see a high level conspiracy behind the recent price hike of vegetables, especially onions, tomatoes and potatoes. Substantial evidences are also supporting this view and are suggesting the involvement of Apple and pomegranates behind this conspiracy. According to humor-satire reporter Apple and pomegranate may hatch conspiracy, Because people are avoiding buying Apple and pomegranate due to their high prices . Apple and pomegranate may think that when the price of onions, potatoes and tomatoes would be skyrocketing, then people would compare the prices and they would buy them. So As a precautionary measure people should distance themselves from Apple and pomegranate and they should avoid buying them. A close vigil should be maintain to watch the activities of apple and pomegranate. A harsh statement against them may be also helpful in discouraging apple and pomegranate. The government of India should order high level probe into the matter to know the truth. Apart from this, people should organise rallies in all district headquarters of the country. In the rallies apple and annar should be held responsible for recent price rise of vegetables. In rallies, the most abusive words should used against apple and pomegranate. Social bycott of apple and pomegranate may be solution of the problem. If the budget of people doesn't allow to buy vegetables then they should not hesitate in taking loan. The government should ensure loan to those who are not able in buying onions, potatoes and tomatoes. There are also some people who differs this view and they suspect Pakistani involvement behind the recent price hike of vegetable items. The Involvement of major players also may not be ruled out. Because their motives may be to derail the country's economy.

Bharat Ratna To Sachin Tendulkar

Every one has objection on giving Bharat Ratna to Master blaster Sachin Tendulkar. Because he has not highlighted the name of the country. He has not given a new hight to Indian cricket as well as to the world cricket. He has never ensured victory for Indian cricket team and always played for making his personal records. He has not been serious towards cricket. He has not motivated young cricketers. And no one accept him as his ideals. He is not worshiped like god among cricket lovers. He has not been friendly with the players. He wanted his supremacy everywhere. He had not been disciplined in the field during his entire cricket career. He has always raised questions on empire's decision. And by god grace became success in cricket.

Take back Lata Mangeshkar's Bharat Ratna

Mumbai congress chief should not be criticised for saying that Bharat Ratna should be withdrawal from noted singer Lata Mangeshkar, instead he should be awarded by the congress party, by giving him some bigger responsibility and key post. The reason is that he has not committed any crime by saying so. It is a his freedom of expression . While noted singer Lata Mangeshkar has committed a serious crime by publicly praising Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi and expressing her desire to see him as a next prime minister. Her desire comes under the rarest rare crime category. Because Noted singer's praise to Modi is highly objectionable. A case should be registered against her under the various sections of IPC. Her desire to see Modi as a PM also violates international laws. So according to international law, cases should be registered and trial should be started. Besides, as a citizen she has no right to praise anyone and express her desire to see any one as a PM. It is gross violation of freedom of expression. But those who deliver anti national speeches and work against the interest of the country, should be allowed to move freely in the country.

Manmohan Singh Will Not Attend CHOGM

There is a report that the prime minister Manmohan Singh has decided to not attend the CHOGM summit sheduled to be held in Colombo .The National Progressive Alliance government ( UPA) has taken this decision with due consideration. Probably, The PM Manmohan Singh has decided this to show that foreign policy of the country is not being decided according to vote bank policy. The decision of the PM to not attend the proposed summit also shows that the government is not working under any pressure. It also shows that regional parties are allowing the government to take decision in national interest instead of narrow political gain. It also shows that the regional parties are not underestimating the PM and lowering the dignity of the PM post. It is also a fact that the decision to not attend the CHOGM meeting will be strategically important. China and Pakistan will not take advantage of the situation . The decision will not provide a chance to China to play a bigger role in Shri Lanka . The PM decised to not attend the summit because he will not be allowed there to speak about Tamils plight. He took the decision to not attend the summit, because he could not say there to Shri Lankan government to take necessary step to provide equality to Tamils in Shri Lankan society. It is not true that the political parties of Tamil Nadu were putting pressure on the government that the PM should not take part in proposed summit. Experts are of the view that let the regional parties dictate the foreign policy of the country. Not allowing to do so will mean that the government doesn't respect its alliance partners in taking important decision. They also say that before leaving the country to take part in any summit, the prime minister should take prior permission from its alliance partners. It is not true that the larger interest of the country is not irrelevant in coalition age and Local issues are important.

Vegetables Price Rise

Price rise is not always bad as it is considered. Because It provides opportunity to people to uplift their social status. If you buy onions, potatoes and tomatoes despite their skyrocketing price, then people will be highly impressed and they will consider you affluent. So those who are willing to upgrade their social status they should start buying onion, potatoes and tomatoes. Believe it or not people will not understand you rich from riding car instead they will decide your status from buying onions potatoes and tomatoes. Those who are in search of bridegroom for their daughters and want to know standard of living of bridegroom's family, then they should go to vegetable markets to see buying vegetables. If bridegroom's family buys onion, potatoes and tomatoes then the family income is good and if the family is not buying these vegetables then the family is below standard and marrying daughter will be not right in this fanily. Price rise is also helpfull for Income Tax Department because The income tax department can easily identify those persons who are hiding their actual income and evading from paying tax. The price rise of vegetables have provided a rare opportunity to identify such persons. Officers of income tax department should ensure installing cameras in vegetable markets and they should keep close eyes, who are buying onion, tomatoes and potatoes these days. Those who are buying, means they are affluent and they fall under the category of tax payee. And those who are not buying, do not come in category of tax payee. In this scenario, for a person, it will tough to hide his income, because during buying vegetables his status will be easily reveal that from which class he belongs. Similarly the crime department also may get vital clues regarding illegal activities from vegetable markets. The police department should also deploy police force in vegetable market in good number because chain snatcher will probably snatch vegetables instead of chain nowadays, seeing huge profit in it.

The Tussle Over Sardar Patel

The battle between the ruling Congress and the principle opposition party Bhartiya Janta Party (BJP) over the legacy of iron man Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel shows that the leaders of both parties have due respect towards the former veteran leader. By creating controversy over him both parties are showing him relevant in today's world. Actually both parties want to reveal some new facts about the iron man, Sardar Patel. They want to pay their true tribute to this great leader by creating controvery over him. The present tussle between the two parties are not result of an effort to woo the voters' mind in their party's favour instead both parties are making him famous. Indian politicians never tried to gain political mileage by distorting historical facts in their favour. The present controversy also shows that Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi is true follower of Sardar Patel and he follows the footprints of this great leader. Leaders of the other political parties, are not far behind in showing their respect to the former leaders. It is good indication that leaders of younger generation are showing their respect towards the former leaders. It is also a good indication that leaders of younger generation are trying to follow the footprints of former leaders. Showing respect towards our ancestors, is a part of our tradition and culture. It is not an issue of debate. The leaders of various parties are also enriching their knowledge about the former leaders. They are coming out with new new facts. Actually, political leaders conduct research work about history during the election to know the voters' mind. The BJP leaders are coming out with new facts. The BJP leaders' effort to know the new facts of history, is praiseworthy. They have started a new debate in the country over the iron man of India. A great leader like Narendra Modi likes rewriting new history. Veteran BJP leader L K Advani has also revealed new truth of Indian history by saying that the first Pt. Jawaharlal Nehru had once called Patel a total communalist. It is expected that in coming days when election will be near the corner, such issue would get momentum. It is also expected that not only Indian but the people of world would also be benifitted from historical knowledge of Indian leaders. It is a good news for the Indian democracy that political leaders are showing their interest in history.

Lyrics Writer Javed Akhtar As An Astrologer

It is good news for the people of the country that famous lyrics writer showing interest in politics as well as in astrology. But it does not mean he is willing join politics instead he wants to work as a political expert and an astrologer. He has made some prediction regarding forthcoming parliamentary election. In his latest prediction, he has said that Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi can never be prime minister. He also said that huge gathering in his rallies is only an appearance and it is not real. He also said that those who are saying that wind is blowing in Modi's favour, are not aware about full facts. He also predicted that Modi doesn't not enjoy support of 99 percentage people. He further says that planets are against Modi so becoming the prime minister for Narendra Modi will be impossible. In the mean time, All India Astrologer association has welcomed the great writer as an astrologer, saying that Indian astrology would be hugely benifited from Javed Akhtar's astrology. Association also said that his prediction will surely be true. Because his prediction is based on astrological facts. In the mean time, Bihar Chief Minister Lalu Prasad has decided to take advise from Javed Akhtar about his political career. According to humor satire reporter the former chief minister's political career is in doldrum after him being jailed so he wants to consult with astrologer. An unconfirmed report also says that Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar is also consulting with Javed Akhtar about his party's performance in forthcoming parliamentary election. Humor Satire reporter also says that many leaders have contacted Javed Akhtar to take advise about their political careers. Humor Satire reporter, who has also expertise in astrology said that it seems that before making prediction about Modi great lyrics writer has taken all aspects into account. It is also said that great lyrics writer has very good relation with Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi but he doesn't want to keep Modi in dark about his so-called victory.

No SPG Protection To Narendra Modi

Every citizen has right to get SPG protection in the country, otherwise it will mean that the state doest not treat equaly to its all citizens. Besides, it will mean that the government is not serious about the security of its citizen. It will mean that the dream of a welfare state, is still a distant dream. In light of the recent Patna bombs blast, the demand of the Principle opposition party to provide SPG security to Narendra Modi is just. Modi is a big gun in Indian poltics. He is priministerial candidate of the main opposition party. He has ensured development in Gujarat as a chief minister. Gujarat had been witnessed series of communal violences during his past tenure. So he has every right to get SPG protection. It is well known truth that people are not safe even today at their homes. Pakistan based terrorist groups are geting success in carrying out terrorist strike in our country. So Denial of SPG protection to BJP priminister candidate Narendra Modi shows that the central government is not serious about the security of the opposition parties' leaders. The government view doesn't seem just that it provides security to any leader according to threat perception of the leader . The central government should soften its stand and it should provide SPG security to Modi. SPG security will return confidence in Modi and he will tour more aggressively in the country and he will address more rallies in coming election. Ulimately nation will be benifited after his becoming PM. The government may not be able in providing basic needs to the people but it should not deprive from SPG security to common man. The central government should not lose this golden opportunity of Providing SPG security to all its citizen and taking its political advantages. In the coming election the government may make it an election issue. If the present Congress led government provides SPG protection to its all citizen then no one can stop it from coming to power. SPG protection should be main issue in this election and the people should vote in favour of that party which promise to provide SPG security to people after returning to power. Probably, Narendra Modi will make such promise and people would make him the next prime minister of the country. The question still remains that if a chief minister doesn't get a genuine right of SPG protection then will it easy the get SPG protection to common man.

Ban On Opinion Polls

Putting ban on opinion poll would not be in national interest. It would generate unemployment in the country. Many institutions would become bankrupt. Such ban will not affect the freedom of expression. Such ban is necessary in matured democracy like India. The demand of such bans also shows that psephology has been matured in India. Besides, News channels would lose their TRP as well as advertisements, from such ban . Political parties would deprive from feel good of seeing wave in their party's favour.They would not be able in seeing the rosy picture of their parties' performance in opinion polls. People would lose healthy entertainment from ban on opinion polls. Opinion polls reflect reality. Neutrality and objectivity of these opnion polls have been beyond doubt. Motives of opinion polls are not to manipulate voters' mind, instead they want to show people' mood. Allegations against these opinion polls that by taking money they show the wave in a particular party's favour, are baseless. Predictions of the most of opinion polls, have been true till the date. They adopt scientific methods in their surveys like US. Besides, the ban would further deepen the economic crisis in the country. The ruling Congress is favouring ban so that opnion polls have shown dismal performance of the party in the coming states election and as well as parliamentary election. The party views should not be taken seriously, because it is politically motivated step of the party.

Third Front Is Need Of The Hour

To fight against so-called communal forces, there is a need of the third front government in the country. To continue reciting secularism mantra in future, there is need of the third front government in the country. To end political opportunism, there is a need of the third front government in the country. To address the problem of the people, there is a need of the third front government in the country. To revive the country's economy, there is need of the third front government in the country. To improve the standard of the living of the people, there is a need of the third front government in the country. To give beffiting reply to Pakistan and China, there is a need of the third front government in the country. To give tough message to Pakistan and China that their misadventure will be not tolerated in the future, there is a need of the third front government in the country. To satisfy hunger of power of some political leaders, there is a need of the third front government in the country. To promote nationalism among leaders, there is a need of the third front government in the country. To promote principle based politics in the country, there is a need of the third front government in the country. To fulfill the dreams of many leaders to become PM, there is a need of the third front government in the country. To bring political stability in the country there is a need of the front government in the country. To accelerate the development of the country, there is a need of the third front government in the country. To make India super power, there is a need of the third front government in the country. To provide jobs to jobless youths, there is a need of the third front government in the country. To end gender discrimination and provide equal opportunity to women, there is a need of the third Front government in the country.

Eco-friendly Diwali

As expected people celebrated Diwali this year with enthusiasm .The speciality of this year's Diwali was this that people celebrated it eco-friendly way like bursting crackers and throwing garbage at public places. They had started preparation for it from long before. They were making their homes neat and clean.They were throwing garbage at roads and lanes. The city administration allowed waterlogging to make attractive look of the city so that foreign tourists returned home with their unique experiences. In my city crackers bursting competition held among the residents. The winners were awarded. The purpose of the competition was to aware people about air pollution and motivate them to reduce the air pollution level. Due to this competition people bursted almost double crackers compare to the previous year. To motivate people for bursting crackers celebrities also actively participated in crackers bursting. Cracker bursting of the senior citizen was key attraction of this year. Smokes of crackers could be seen in the sky till now and its impact would longer exist according to experts. By bursting crackers people also broken this age old misconception that crackers bursting increase pollution level.

Indian Construction Industry

Despite the over all poor performance of the country's economy, there is a boom in Indian construction industry. Big dams and tall buildings are still being constructed here. Construction industry is supporting the country's economy. There is less possiblity of slowdown in construction industry, Because fertile lands are easily available to construct the shopping malls, buildings and factories. Displacing the tribals from their main land is not a tough task for the government. The vote bank equation has only to manage. After managing it, they can be easily displaced from their birth place. Tribal would make hue and cry for a few days but the matter will be finally settled. The imbalance in biodiversity is not a matter of the major consern for the government. Such minor issues will create hurdle in country's development. For the development of the country, biodiversity issue can be set aside. Besides, another reason of the better performance of the construction industry is skyrocketing price of building materials and dearer loan. Experts say that by seeing magnificent construction of some houses it can be said that saying the poor performance of the country's economy is only a propaganda. It is not reality.They say that if the country economy is not doing well then will some people be able in constructing their dream houses. Humor-Satire reporter visited some construction sites in four metropolitan cities of country and found that some people demolish their buildings and re-construct them two or three times in a year .Humor-Satire reporter could not understand the reason and talked to experts to know why are people doing so. Experts said that they are over rich and they are utilizing their money.They want to build their own dream houses so they are demolishing it repeatedly.

Onion Bombs Rocked Delhi

There is a news that some powerful onion bombs rocked the national capital Delhi as a result the price of onion was touched Rs-100 mark. Although there is no causality report till filing of this report. But the doctors suspect rise of heart related problems among people. Doctors also cautioned that if the price of onion continued rising then heart attack cases may rise alarmingly. They advised the heart patients to never read news paper for a few days. In the mean time, the government sounded high alert in and around Delhi and it has advised all state governments to be alert. The government has also said the officials to provide immediate treatment to heart patients. In a statement finance minister criticised the onion for skyrocketing. He also cautioned onion that if it continues skyrocketing then the government will appeal to the people to boycott use of onion in vegetables. Experts are of the view that hard stand of the government will compell the onion to lower its price. The government is seriously considering to hold a grand rally in Ramlila Maidan Delhi against the onion. According to humor satire reporter the government is planning to publish advertisement in all national daly appealing people to take part in huge number to show their anger against onion. The government didn't ruled out the foreign hand in the bomb blast. In its initial reaction the government said that substantial evidence suggests involvement of Pakistan based terrorists, because explosive that was used in blast is generally used by Pakistani terrorists. Pakistani terrorists often explode bombs in their own country as a result the price of essential commodities begin skyrocketing. However the government said that it has directed the investigative agencies to submit their probe report within three months, till then the government action will be pending. The government also said that the issue will be raised with US president Obama and he Will be said to intervene Into the matter. The government will also say to Obama to say Pakistan to take action against the terrorists group which are responsible for rise in onion prices. The government also said that it will not work hastily to lower the price of onion. Instead it will adopt wait and watch policy.The finance minister also suspected that the opposition parties might hatch conspiracy with onion to defame the government. He advised the people to be aware from the opposition parties because their involvement can't be ruled out in skyrocketing price of onion. The finance minister also said that the government can't be held responsible for rise in onion price because the matter is beyond its jurisdiction.

Wal-Mart Lobbying For FDI In India

There is news report that Wal-Mart is still lobbying for enter into Indian market. It should be welcomed by the government of India, which has decided to open retail sector for foreign Direct Investment ( FDI ). It is not a matter of making hue and cry. Wal-Mart is coming in India for social works. It is coming in India to provide jobs to jobless youths. It is coming in India to protect the interest of small shopkeepers, who are earning their livelihoods by opening up small shops. But there is a bad news also that is Wal-Mart wants to open its shops only in big cities and rural India is not in its priority list. It is matter of great concern. It will be injustice for the people of small cities and villages. The government should ensure that retail shops of Wal-Mart be opend in each village. Otherwise the country Will be deprived from the real benifit. And purpose of the government will not serve. The Prime Minister Manmohan Singh should raise the issue with the US president Obama. It is being said that retail gaint is extremely worry for the welfare of small Indian shopkeepers. The retail gaint wants to increase the income of Indian shopkeepers by establishing its own mega market. According to humor-Satire reporter manging director of Wal-Mart has given necessary directions to identify those areas, where shopkeepers can be directly benifited by opening up mega market of Wal-Mart. The government has assured the opposition party that there is no possiblity of any tsunami with entering Wal-Mart into Indian retail sector. The government further says that if tsunami like situation would appear after Wal-Mart entering then It has magic stick to lower the effect. The government has hoped that the opposition parties will be ready to welcome the Wal- Mart after the government assurances. The government has also hoped that the opposition would cooperate with the government, in the larger interest of the people. The government is of the view that Wal-Mart is as necessary as British East India Company. The country had been largely benefited from the British East India Company in Pre-independent era. It had ensured the development of the country. It had created job opportunity and it had provided jobs to unemployed youths. The government has cautioned that if unnecessary hindrance was created and entry of Wal-Mart was stopped, then the country may lose the greatest opportunity. The government also said that without allowing entry to Wal-Mart into Indian retail sector, the country can't be made a super power. The government also said that wherever the Wal-Mart has opened its retail shops small shopkeepers have been hugely benefited.

Skyrocketing Price Of Onion

The Price of onion is being skyrocketing. It has touched Rs 100-mark. It is good news for all. It is good news for the government also, because it can make it an election issue. United Progressive Alliance government now proudly may say to the voters about this unique achievement. The government may say that its policies are pro- poor The government may say that it has honoured onion, which was neglected. It is matter of pride for onion also. They may now come out from inferiority complex that they are less from any vegetables. The government may say to the world that the people of the country are so rich that they do not mind skyrocketing price of onion. The public may feel proud that at least in the government's view they are rich . Poor standard of living of the people, doesn't matter. By allowing skyrocketing price of onion, the government may give beffiting reply to its critics that it doesn't take proactive steps to boost the country's economy. The government also may say to the world community that it has searched a solution of the global slowdown. By allowing skyrocketing prices of essential commodities, the impact of slowdown can be lowered. Several countries have expressed happiness over the new discovery of Indian government. They have said that with the new reserch, the world would be largely benefited and global slowdown will become thing of past days.